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A deaf Wife

Tuesday, 31 August 2010 - 5:15 PM SL Time

man feared his wife wasn`t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple, informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

`Here`s what you do,` said the Doctor, `stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.`

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, `I`m about 40 feet away, let`s see what happens.` Then in a normal tone he asks, `Honey, what`s for Dinner?`

No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, `Honey, what`s for dinner?`

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, `Honey, what`s for dinner?`

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. `Honey, what`s for dinner?` Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. `Honey, what`s for dinner?`

(I just love this).....

`Alan , for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!`

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LK Information  31 Aug 2010 10:16:06 GMT  Report for Abuse  
This was funny and I thought of sharing.
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LK Information  31 Aug 2010 12:57:33 GMT  Report for Abuse  
That was a good joke.
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LK Information  31 Aug 2010 13:24:17 GMT  Report for Abuse  
Have heard this before..but superb joke..
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LK Information  2 Sep 2010 00:49:46 GMT  Report for Abuse  
Hahahah,,, really good one,,,,,,
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