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Sunday, 22 August 2010 - 4:19 AM SL Time

God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth.
He replied, I had three!
God was very Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted.

God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Subhash Chandra Bose was asked the same question.
When he replied that he had 10 children
God was a bit upset and gave him a cheaper car, the Ford.

The next is Jawaharlal. He decided to see what happens if he says he had 15 children.
God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

After Sometime, the three saw Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot.
They ask why God hadn`t given him anything
Gandhiji replied with anger,
Some idiot told God that I was the father of a nation!

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LK Information  21 Aug 2010 21:20:57 GMT  Report for Abuse  
See even Gandhi Ji calls people like you idiots!
Hey Pundith, have a nice weekeend !
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LK Information  22 Aug 2010 02:59:54 GMT  Report for Abuse  

The characters in the writeup are remembered with respect unlike the politicians of the current era. MKG, SCB, JN, LBS are the architects of India. Not sure about your true leaders, replace your leaders and reread it.

BTW, their are many other ways to WISH Chennai a nice week end....
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You are a very 'handsome' lady.....
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