deborak13 Jul 2009 06:19:21 GMTMervyn the naughty boy facts!! :)) Mervyn Silva: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Mervyn Silva: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Mervyn Silva: Miss, Did you call me on my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? Mervyn Silva: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call`. Judge: Don`t You have shame? It is d 3rd time You R coming to court. Mervyn Silva to judge: You R coming daily, don`t You have shame? Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Mervyn Silva: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. Mervyn Silva in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: ` Bombay ... Bombay ` Air hostess said: `B silent.` Mervyn Silva: `Ok. Ombay.. Ombay` Mervyn Silva got a sms from his girl friend: `I MISS YOU` MS replied: `I Mr YOU` !!. Mervyn Silva: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key Doctor: When? Mervyn Silva: 3 Months Ago Dr: What were you doing till now? Mervyn Silva: We were using duplicate key Dr: So why did you come today? Mervyn Silva: We lost the duplicate key!!