JVP warns US

  • 9 Mar 2007 02:13:25 GMT

    [JVP warns US]

    High level meeting at White House.

    Colin Powell: George, you know, we are in deep s^^t...

    George Bush: (worried) What`s new Collin? I thought we are always in s^^t. Given what we have gone already since 2000 what more can happen to us..?

    Colin Powell: (Really worried) No, George this is really serious.

    George Bush: Dont tell me. Did Osama attacked somewhere again?

    Colin Powell: Who cares for that b^^^^rd? I dont give a darn for him. I am talking serious business here, not minor things like 9/11...

    Dick Cheney: Oh, my God! You mean this is serious than 9/11? You mean Kim Jong-il declared war with us?

    Colin Powell: I do not give a darn for Kim Jong-il Dick, I know we have more nuclear weapons than them...

    George Bush: (Now, looking really worried) Colin, please tell us soon, you know my pressure is going up...

    Colin Powell: George...WIMAL WEERAWANSA has given us a warning....

    George Bush: Oh no. My God, you know I just wet my pants...

    Dick Cheney: Me, too. This is getting really scary. What did he say?

    Colin Powell: He says no one had the right to violate the sovereignty of Sri Lanka at any time.

    George Bush: Is that all he says?

    Colin Powell: Yes

    George Bush: Thank God. I thought he declared war on us. But guys, take this seriously. Dealing with Hon. WEERAWANSA is not as simple as dealing with Sadam, Bin Larden or Kim Jong-il. That guy will do what he says...

    Colin Powell: Of course, George. We all know how he UNPLUGGED the Sri Lankan economy and our Dollar immediately depreciated by 50% and US stock markets crashed overnight...

    George Bush: Guys, so please take this warning seriously. Dont ever ever put your hands to Sri Lanka. If Hon. WEERAWANSA UNPLUGS economy again we will be in deep s^^t again. Colin, immediately send him an apology...er...send some flowers to his wife Shirsha Udayanthi too, with a diamond ring.

    Colin Powell: Yes, George, will do asap...

    George Bush: (kneeling down) Dear God, please do not subject us to the wrath of Hon. Wimal Weerawansa. That will be the end of USA. Please save us God. Please save USA.


  • 9 Mar 2007 02:57:17 GMT

    US has committed quite a number of human rights violations as a part of the war against terrorism. And rest of the world is committing human right violations, sometimes against their own people and people of other countries.

    There is an old saying that one should correct them-self before complaining about others, which probably Europeans and US may not have heard.

    Hats off to the talk delivered by Wimal Weerawansa at the parliament yesterday. Who ever thinks that it makes US shiver in fear, just can have their own fun. What is important is that we let them know that we are quite aware of whats going on and it is hard for everyone to combat terrorism without such incidents. What needs to be done is cooperation between countries to study the ways of preventing human rights violation during anti-terrorism campaigns.

    I also have a word to those who think LTTE should be pressured to give up violence and to commit to human rights. Take it as similar to Sumedha`s cabinet paper yesterday on mothers going Middleeast.

  • 9 Mar 2007 03:03:47 GMT

    Colin Powell left White House in early 2005. Full Stop.


  • 9 Mar 2007 03:20:14 GMT



    CBK and hey new paymasters tried to lure JVP in to their side. However when Sripathi started his story in public, JVP took a `U` turn. Now our `two weeks earlier` JVP lovers are once again against JVP.....

    Poor Atkisnon is still at his `starting block`....



  • 9 Mar 2007 03:21:46 GMT


    You got it right my man. Ti was great. Maybe we could make a movie about JVP as the next super power and the top contender for world dominance.

    Loved your script.

  • 9 Mar 2007 03:26:07 GMT


    [Colin Powell left White House in early 2005. Full Stop.]

    You are right but Collin rushed to the whitehouse when he herd what WW had to say. This is a serious matter you know.

    [no rich country will be able to buy its sovereignty,` he said. ]

    Look who is talking! This bafoon will sell his mother is anyone wanted to buy her.

  • 9 Mar 2007 03:26:35 GMT

    [Shakti can replace CP with Condy Rice?]

    Yes, that would be MORE accurate...



  • 9 Mar 2007 03:27:55 GMT

    George Bush: Collin, My Gosh. I had forgotten entirely. There is a set of Weerawansa`s henchmen who take his words as gospel. Please send some leftovers from White House kitchen to them too. So they will keep their mouths shut.


  • 9 Mar 2007 03:28:56 GMT


    That`s a good one. I like your line of thinking.


  • 9 Mar 2007 03:42:17 GMT


    I think we need to come up with a terminology similar to the LTTE`s Wanni Faction and Karuna Faction, to refer UNP in the future.

    We may call them UNP (Ranil Faction) and UNP (Mahinda Wijesekara Faction). What do you think?