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LTTE women work in massage parlours
Wednesday, 29 November 2006 - 4:12 AM SL Time

The Police intelligence Unit has received information that a group of LTTE female members are working in massage clinics in Colombo, military intelligence said.

The Intelligence Unit said that certain officers in the armed forces patronise these clinics and the LTTE women are entrusted with extracting vital information from the officers.

There are about 20 massage clinics in Colombo carrying on business in an extremely secret manner.

These clinics are mainly in Wellawatte, Bambalapitiya, Kollupitiya and Narahenpita areas.

The LTTE women carry out their task posing as Sinhalese ,they said.

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28 Nov 2006 22:51:19 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Hm...a few strokes and the fools in their ecstacy will spill all the beans...a smart way indeed!
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28 Nov 2006 22:57:11 GMT  Report for Abuse   
They are not posing as singhalese, they are red blooded singhalese carrying out their traditional old profession efficently with their under aged children.
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28 Nov 2006 23:26:50 GMT  Report for Abuse   
These clinics are mainly in Wellawatte, Bambalapitiya, Kollupitiya and Narahenpita areas.

We know who runs the Narahenpitiya joint: Is she franchising now?
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29 Nov 2006 01:52:57 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Oh oh is Ruwani exposed!???

Happy ending all around? LOL this is funny I can see how this one came about.

MI Guy 1: Hey you heare about that new massage parlour?

MI Guy 2: Yeah, but its hard to sneak over there you know.

MI Guy 1: Hey I got it! Let's say we suspect tigers are working there, then we can 'investigate' and get paid for it too.

MI Guy 2: Man you are brilliant! Lets go.
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29 Nov 2006 04:10:31 GMT  Report for Abuse   

Wellawatte's three boundaries are: B'pitiya, K'pitiya and N'pitiya; attracting all prospective customer's receive pleasure giving treasure (good cash) on the labour of love.

It's given to understand that this being the 'Oldest Profession' in the world. Then again this is one of the few jobs that one starts at the top instead of bottom. It's also coined as, obtaining - 'larger income from a smaller whole!'

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29 Nov 2006 07:13:55 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Alred Seneviratne

Alfie darling !

Larger income from smaller whole..........

Alfie better keep to your memories to films.... those ones
you were able to see as a schoolboy at Nugegoda by standing in the 'gallery polima'

Forget the women & massage as you are a retired man.
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29 Nov 2006 07:22:44 GMT  Report for Abuse   
The LTTE women carry out their task posing as Sinhalese ,they said

What about the men of the Armed Forces in the East posing as Tamils for Tamil Services? What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

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29 Nov 2006 09:24:22 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Finally the female carders found a job they are good at!

Soon baraber chelvam can start a gay massage parlor too
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29 Nov 2006 10:01:54 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Prostitution is easiest way to go to eelam.

Now I know why Praba and selvam sent their wives to Europe. Otherwise they would end up in Leberty plaza.
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29 Nov 2006 11:38:28 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Hey what about prabha he sent his wife to europe... may be she's in parlour too to get info from the norwegians in europe.................while prabha having all the fun with the thangachies in the vanni.............
Edited By - ravin - 29 Nov 2006 11:39:49 GMT
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