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An Irish Doctor

Sunday, 15 August 2010 - 4:12 AM SL Time

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant

`Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don`t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the

clinic and take care of all me patients`.

`Yes, sir!` answers Murphy.

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: `So,Murphy, how was your day?`

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. `The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol.`

`Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?` asks the doctor.

`The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir` says Murphy.

`Bravo, bravo! You`re good at this and what about the third one?` asks the doctor.

`Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, and shouts: `HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!

`Tunderin` lard Jesus, Murphy, what did you do?` asks the doctor.

`I put drops in her eyes.`

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