Tigers as cats in hell

  • 8 Aug 2009 16:43:20 GMT

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  • 8 Aug 2009 17:19:24 GMT

    If India wants KP to further investigate the murder of Rajiv Gandhi,Gosl should ask for Vaiko in exchange,or India sends a team to question KP in Colombo otherwise India could be an escape route for him [Kp].

  • 8 Aug 2009 22:49:07 GMT

    Interview panel for that advertised Vacancy: Gaja,Revi Tigress, Milliband, Solheim, Rae(Canadian guy), Hilary (she thought Pakistan was too soft for negoting with terrorists while asking SL to negotiate with terrorists), Obama too(cos he was worried about `many hospitals bombed`... more later