Presidential debate: Ranil says okay, Mahinda studying foreign methods

  • 17 Sep 2005 21:03:48 GMT

    Whats there to debate?

    A need for debate only arises when an individual has to defend a policy.Mahinda the Santa Claus has no need to debate or discuss issues as he is willing to concede anything and everything even before he is asked to win a few votes:

    12 demands of the JVP-no problem

    12 demands of the JHU-no problem

    `Prime Minister Rajapakse readily agreed to expedite their request to repair more than 100 roads in the Nuwara-Eliya District.` This undertaking was given to the administrative secretary of Chandrasakerans party who apparently pledged his support to Mahinda.

    dates for Ramazan-no problem

    A muslim school in Kandy-no problem

    Voters if you need anything send a post card to the following address:

    SANTA CLAUS

    HELPING HAMBANTOTA FUND

    TEMPLE TREES

    COLOMBO 3

  • 17 Sep 2005 21:14:25 GMT

    Uncle praba is the real SANTA CLAUS lol

  • 17 Sep 2005 21:17:39 GMT

    Eh guys,

    Don`t fight among yourselves in front of the foreign TV team on Tsunami aides or reconstruction work the Northeast or in South.

    Try to control yourself or refuse to take part any sort of debate in front of the foreign TV.

    Don`t behve like Mr.Dhanapala or Mrs.CBK in front of the foreign Television teams.

    I hope that the same foreign TV teams will visit to Killinochi to meet Mr.Prabhakkaran to hear his opinions of these tew people.

  • 17 Sep 2005 22:27:31 GMT

    WHAT IF THIS HARLOT HAD RAISED MONEY FOR AL-QUEDA? WHAT`S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LTTE AND AL-QUEDA TERRORISM AND THE MEANS OF SEEKING ATTENTION TO THEIR CAUSE?

    NEWS FLASH!!!

    `We are anxious to start the talks immediately... even in the next minute,` Thamilselvan said in an interview at his political headquarters....(Sat 17th)

    Desperation calls for desperate measures for bunch of thugs threatening to begin another insurrection.

    Sorry we plan to wait for another 40 years as we have pressing domestic issues like looking into Sinhala problems.

  • 17 Sep 2005 22:44:20 GMT

    Poor Mahinda is still learning how to conduct a debate. What the heck has he been doing in parliament for thirty five years?

    Does he know how to be a president? Well, he doesn`t really but help is at hand with the red sahodarayas and the yellow sheet brigade pulling the strings. He just has to smile and dance.

    Don`t do it Mahinda. You will be savaged by the intelligent and articulate Ranil who, unlike you, has policies and programmes for the country.

  • 17 Sep 2005 23:02:51 GMT

    Oh La La.

    Mahinda, in his amude free, scanty saffron robe, will all exposed.

    What a sight. Yak.

    Ra Nil, the he-she, in a padded bra, low cut blouse, skirt , leggings with lots of make up & a wig.

    Cute man cute. Sexy.

    The world TV, all clamoring for exclusive screening rights, cuts each other`s boas, to get a slice of the pizza.

    The debate, the event of the century.

    Sri Lanka reduces the age of consensual intimacy to 6, the place to be.

  • 18 Sep 2005 01:49:55 GMT

    Mahinda, stick to local methods, why should you go for foreign methods when you are engaged to completely out dated, archaic JVP and JHU. Stick to local methods you man, verti, red shawl, lies and promises. It is very easy, any idiot could do that. For Ranil it is difficult, even though he is a cultured man, he cannot survive in paradise if he comes out with progressive policies. So you take up the challenge, you will give 100,000 jobs in 1 week, petrol at Rs one a litre, bread 50cts, all nannies will be sent to ME in business class, LTTE will be defeated in 4 weeks, all communities will live in peace together for ever. Come on man go on.

  • 18 Sep 2005 02:20:33 GMT

    Yamunal,

    This is to bring your kind attention to one of the demands Ranil agree to the Muslims.

    To give bonus marks to Muslim students entering University, from Madrasa eduactional institutes.

    As far as I know, Mahinda did not agree to that demand.

    Think of it!

    Cheers

  • 18 Sep 2005 04:25:26 GMT

    It seems the JVP have learned few lessons.

    Cheers

  • 18 Sep 2005 05:52:17 GMT

    Mahinda`s only weapon at the debate = Red scarf