Providing VIP security stretches police to max

  • 7 Nov 2005 04:41:44 GMT

    JVP will now plant a bomb in Mahinda`s campaign or setup someone to have a near assasination attempt at Mahinda. Since in Sri Lanka we always point the finger at LTTE without any investigations anyway, UPFA can win the presidential election on the strong anti-tiger sentiments of the people not on UPFA`s merits. Sounds like a plan.

  • 7 Nov 2005 10:45:51 GMT

    Providing VIP security stretches police to max

    it does stretches to max. because most of the police have part time job steeling and kidnaping, and robing.

  • 7 Nov 2005 14:50:37 GMT

    Subject: Ten things Mahinda will do after Nov 17th!

    After losing the Presidential Election on November 17th, Mahinda

    Rajapakse will be jobless and these are some business ideas he can

    consider launching with his friends.

    1. Mahinda Rajapakse can start a private bus service between

    Tissamaharamaya and Hambantota called `Rata Perata tours`. Mangala

    can be the driver and Wimal Weerawansa, the conductor.

    2. Mahinda Rajapakse can cultivate a kurrakan chena in Hambantota.

    After some time, he can even think of doing some service to the

    nation by supplying kurrakkan talapa to the diabetics of the country.

    3. With the help of the Puravidya Chakravarti Rev. Ellawala

    Medhananda, Mahinda Rajapakse can launch an archaeological survey in

    the Hambantota beach. Jackson Anthony of Swarnawahini can do a

    monthly documentary on the findings of this survey.

    4. Mahinda Rajapakse can build a Restaurant in the Hambatota beach

    and name it `Hotel Tsunami` or `Helping Hambanthota Restaurant`.

    Mangala can be the cashier and Wimal Weerawansa, a waiter. (Please

    note the food might not be as good as the food offered at

    the `Araliya Restaurant` at the expense of the tax payers.)

    5. With the help of his biographer, Mahinda Ileperuma, he can start

    doing a seminar series titled: `How to help your country in a

    disaster - through private accounts` There will be good

    opportunities from countries like Pakistan.

    6. Mahinda Rajapakse can also produce a film named `Kadawunu

    Balaporoththuwa` with Mangala as the hero, Pavitra Wanniarachchi as

    the heroine, Wimal Weerawansa as `dushtaya` with the jokes provided

    by Somawansa Amarasinghe and the clan. Directed by Dr. Sunila

    Ariyaratne.

    7. Mahinda Rajapakse can start a private bank named `Helping

    Hambantota National Bank` (HHNB). Unfortunately in this case he will

    have no jobs for his friends, because they do not take uneducated

    tramps to banks. Perhaps Wimal Weerawansa can join as a cleaner or a

    team maker.

    8. Mahinda Rajapakse can write a book `How to make 82 million in a

    week - do it yourself`. Published by Godage publishers. The book

    will be dedicated to HE Ranil Wickremasinghe, the President of Sri

    Lanka for `giving me the time to write books by defeating me in the

    Presidential Election`.

    9. Mahinda Rajapakse can start a shop at Hambantota and start

    selling fertilisers at Rs. 350 per kilo.

    10. Mahinda Rajapakse can join as the Personal Assistant to

    Hambantota MP Sajith Premadasa and Wimal Weerawansa can join as

    Sajith`s peon. Mangala can be the driver.

    (Prepared by the Post Graduate Institute of Management, University

    of Sri Jayawardenapura)

  • 7 Nov 2005 17:19:40 GMT

    If it is so hard, Don`t provide any security. They talk as if the security they provide matters. If they provided proper security lots of Sri Lankan leaders would have been alive today. (Whether they are good or bad is a different issue.)

    If that was the case, This RW and MR wont be contesting.

  • 7 Nov 2005 18:30:49 GMT

    Don`t provide any security for these dump politicians instead improve the security for intelligence offices...

  • 7 Nov 2005 22:41:01 GMT

    OOPSE,

    Why do you say Ranil is a Traitor, I think he is a good leader with some class,Not like mahinda who have no idea what the hell he`s doing.

  • 8 Nov 2005 07:45:20 GMT

    Despite having security Kadir could not be saved. Better hand over the operations to underworld. I am sure they will do a better job and safeguard subjects sacrificing their own lives. Thus the talents also could put to better use. Police could handle day to day work like thrashing hell out of a poor chap selling 2 drams of Gal Bamuna, riding without tail lamps on the cycle or being with your girlfriend in the beach front!