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WHAT A PITY KULULA DOESN`T FLY INTERNATIONALLY - WE SHOULD SUPPORT THEM IF ONLY FOR THEIR HUMOUR - SO TYPICALLY SOUTH AFRICAN.
Sunday, 11 March 2012 - 6:50 PM SL Time

Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg.Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight `safety lecture` and announcements a bit more entertaining.
Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced,

`People, people we`re not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!`

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The Lateset from...you know who it is
Saturday, 31 March 2012 - 12:03 PM SL Time

Udurawana rushed back angrily to the grocery shop from where he had
purchased a packet of butter a few minutes ago.

`Where is my free gift?` he shouted at the shopkeeper. `But Sir, there is
no free gift on the purchase of butter.` The shopkeeper answered politely.

`Don`t fool me,` replied udurawana, `it is clearly written on the packet of
the butter `Cholesterol free` but you gave me only butter`.
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This happened when Udurawana`s 4th child was born. He fills data in the birth certificate.

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