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Omething for Chennai to brag about
Thursday, 2 June 2011 - 1:32 AM SL Time

This guy is great and I sure a decent person unlike some of us.
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The Royal Wedding in Sri Lankan Style
Thursday, 2 June 2011 - 11:42 AM SL Time

This is wonderful!
Even the Royal Family used our music to celebrate.
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`The Three Terrors`
Friday, 3 June 2011 - 1:39 AM SL Time

For Your Listening Pleasure.
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Is this really magic?
Friday, 3 June 2011 - 11:53 AM SL Time

Chinese magic and a good one.
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Is this really magic?
Friday, 3 June 2011 - 11:54 AM SL Time

Chinese magic and a good one.
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Sorry ladies, but had to share with men
Friday, 3 June 2011 - 2:51 PM SL Time

Wife is like a TV,
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE .

At home u watch TV,
But when u go out u take your MOBILE.

No money, u sell the TV,
Got money u change your MOBILE.

Sometimes u enjoy TV,
But most of the time u play with your MOBILE.

TV is free for life,
But for the MOBILE , if you don`t pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.

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PETROL TIPS - great info
Sunday, 5 June 2011 - 2:42 AM SL Time

With Petrol expected to reach $2 per litre by end of 2011, these tips that I received from a friend might come in handy.
TIPS ON PUMPING PETROL
I don`t know what you guys are paying for Petrololine.... but here in Melbourne we are paying up to $1.30 to $1.50 per litre. My line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money`s worth for every Litre:

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The Nobel Funk Off: Peace Anthem - Love
Sunday, 5 June 2011 - 5:46 PM SL Time

Posted Praying that will be LOVE & PEACE among us all!

If ther link doesn`t work please go to:-

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F6JhYI7Dx8]
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Regarding Energy Saving bulbs ........Very Important
Sunday, 5 June 2011 - 11:12 PM SL Time

Warning from the British Ministry of health about Energy Saving bulbs
These types of bulbs which are called Energy Saving or low Energy bulbs, if broken, cause serious danger!
So much so, that if one breaks, everybody will have to leave the room for at least 15 minutes, because it contains Mercury (poisonous) which causes migraine, disorientation, imbalances and different other health problems, when inhaled.
It causes many people with allergies, severe skin conditions and other diseases just by touching this substance or inhaling it.

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Very Important ....Regarding Energy Saving bulbs
Sunday, 5 June 2011 - 11:15 PM SL Time

Warning from the British Ministry of health about Energy Saving bulbs

These types of bulbs which are called Energy Saving or low Energy bulbs, if broken, cause serious danger!
So much so, that if one breaks, everybody will have to leave the room for at least 15 minutes, because it contains Mercury (poisonous) which causes migraine, disorientation, imbalances and different other health problems, when inhaled.
It causes many people with allergies, severe skin conditions and other diseases just by touching this substance or inhaling it.

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A Profound Answer
Thursday, 9 June 2011 - 6:37 PM SL Time


The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life.

One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued, What`s a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?`

To stress his point he said to another guest `You`re a teacher, Bonnie. Be honest. What do you make?`

Bonnie, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied, `You want to know what I make? (She paused for a second, then began...)

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The Saddest Day in Police History
Saturday, 11 June 2011 - 3:38 PM SL Time

Twenty one years ago, today, 600 Policemen were murdered in Eastern Sri Lanka in cold blood by the LTTE, on being ordered by the Political Executive of those times to surrender to them.

This manifestation of LTTE savagery, coupled with the stunning opportunism and naivete on the part of Sri Lanka`s political leadership of those times is referred to by Senior-Superintendent of Police (Rtd) Tassie Seneviratne as the `Saddest Day in Police History`, in his recently published book `Human Rights and Policing - Reminiscences of My Police Days`.

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KP a Crown Witness
Sunday, 12 June 2011 - 1:40 PM SL Time

The government says it will use former LTTE chief arms procurer Kumaran Padmanathan alias KP as a state witness if the need arises.
Government spokesman and media Minister Keheliya Rambukwella told The Sunday Leader that there are provisions in the legal system to use a suspect as a state witness. The Minister said that while KP is now in the custody of the defence ministry he may not end up in court if it is felt that he can further assist the government to crack LTTE overseas operations. He explained that as a `state witness` a suspect can be used by a government to obtain information and investigate the bigger picture.

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Nymphomaniac Convention
Monday, 13 June 2011 - 9:25 PM SL Time

A man boarded an aircraft at London `s Heathrow Airport for New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.

`Hello`, he blurted out, `Business trip or vacation?`

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, `Business. I`m going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States ..`


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Indian command: 13th Amendment a must - supreme court recognized it
Tuesday, 14 June 2011 - 2:18 PM SL Time



Top level government sources told LAKBIMAnEWS that the visiting Indian delegation has stressed on the full implementation of the 13th Amendment as a means of a lasting political solution to the ethnic conflict.
The high-level Indian delegation comprised Foreign Secretary Nirupama Rao, Defence Secretary Pradeep Kumar and National Security Advisor Shiv Shankar Menon.
They have noted that the Indo-Lanka Accord which was signed way back in 1987 should still be considered valid and emphasized the need to devolve power to the Provincial Councils. The Indians advised the government to take the issue seriously, a highly placed government source confided.

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Dancing Queen- Really funny
Wednesday, 15 June 2011 - 5:58 PM SL Time

Just watch the clip and have a good laugh!
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IT`S YOUR WORLD
Thursday, 16 June 2011 - 11:56 AM SL Time

A WORLD INSIDE BRILLIANT COLORFUL RAINDROPS

Being always amazed by the tiny wonders of tiny world around inspired inquisitive minds to photograph raindrops especially with a handy digital camera.
If you look carefully you can notice these beautiful drops of nature in leaves and flowers before they fall down the plants or get vaporized in the heat of sun-rays. These pretty brilliant macro photos of water drops were taken from plants just after a rain.

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Memories are made of this
Friday, 17 June 2011 - 10:52 AM SL Time

Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home

When an old Grandpa walked by.
And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, `We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.`

The old man said, `There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.`

One of the old Grandmas said, `Sure we can!
Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.`

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn`t do it, he dropped his drawers.

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Dedicated to Channel 4 - The other side and the truth by innocent People.
Friday, 24 June 2011 - 2:45 AM SL Time

Truth about Chencholai camp. Three inmates at the so-called Chencholai `orphanage` as claimed by the LTTE, injured in the August 14 aerial bombing in Mullaitivu and undergoing treatment at a hospital in Kandy, told Police that it was not an orphanage as claimed by the LTTE but a Tiger camp where hundreds of youth were given weapons training.The LTTE media machinery tried to expose to the world that Security Forces had bombed a girls` orphanage where hundreds of school students from various schools in Killinochchi and Mullaitivu were undergoing the 10 day first aid training programme.

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COROKO. diles
Friday, 24 June 2011 - 11:35 AM SL Time

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of Diyawanna Oya in Sri Jayawardenepura Kotte .

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, `I can`t understand how

you can be so much bigger than me. We`re the same age, We were the same size as kids. I just don`t get it.`

`Well,` said the big Croc, `what have you been eating?`

`Politicians, same as you,` replied the small Croc.

`Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?`

`Down the other side of the lake near the parking lot by the Parliament Building.`

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Indian Signs For Tourists
Tuesday, 28 June 2011 - 2:46 AM SL Time

They best to come in a few days when time permits.
I just these as they could be understood as well.
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