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Public Apology to Parameswaran BigMc Thambi
Sunday, 1 August 2010 - 1:36 PM SL Time

News has emerged that Parameswaran Subramaniam, that glorious We Thamizh who magnificently demolished Lt-Colonel Thileepan`s record by embarking on a McHunger Strike(TM) for 24 days outside the parliament of our British white masters, actually did NOT eat a single Big Mac (with a side of wadei). Not even a Happy Meal!

In court, Scotland Yard made a complete U-turn from their earlier position and said that they actually did not have any tapes of him scarfing down on Big Macs. This change of heart from Scotland Yard is 100% genuine and totally not because they are reluctant to release the footage due to security implications. The Sun and The Daily Mail apologized to Parameswaran thambi for the totally untrue allegations against him.

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Reminder: `Maamai Baanai` live in Sydney on August 8 2010 at Ryde Civic Centre
Friday, 6 August 2010 - 10:08 AM SL Time

`Maama Baanai`, a much loved Sri Lankan stage musical, is returning to Sydney in a few weeks. A new chapter in the drama will be performed for your enjoyment. All proceeds go to the Ranaviru Kakulu program, a scholarship program to assist the children of our war heroes who were injured or gave their lives for our country. There will also be a traditional Sri Lankan dancing event to make this event more delightful. There are 40 children who are under our Ranaviru Kakulu scholarship program and they have benefited immensely. Please pass this message on to all your Sri Lankans contacts. If you are a member of a social club, please encourage other committee members to contribute as well.

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Remembering some of the greatest
Sunday, 8 August 2010 - 9:58 AM SL Time

Dear friends, today is the 18th death anniversary of Lieutenant-General Denzil Kobbekaduwa RWP, RSP, VSV, USP, Major-General Vijaya Wimalaratne RWP, RSP, VSV, USP, Rear Admiral Mohan Jayamaha RWP, RSP, USP and 7 of their faithful subordinates.

You were among the greatest field commanders our nation ever produced. Your soldiers worshipped you as gods before every battle. Losing you was one of our darkest days. May you be reborn among us for one last turn of sansara when your time in heaven is complete.

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Remembering our greatest diplomat
Thursday, 12 August 2010 - 8:53 AM SL Time

Dear friends, today is the fifth death anniversary of our finest diplomat, the great Sri Lankabhimanya Lakshman Kadirgamar.

As our soldiers slew the demons with their swords on land, sea and air, so too did you slay them with your pen. You played an indispensable part in castigating them in the international arena, greatly facilitating the freedom of our homeland. May you be reborn among us for one final turn of sansara when your time in heaven is complete. You would have been our president...

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On Thivya`s personal request
Sunday, 15 August 2010 - 8:23 AM SL Time

Lee Kuan Yew Says Rajapakse Extremism Cannot Be Changed

[TamilNet, Saturday, 14 Augist 2010, 01:30 GMT]

The Minister Mentor (whatever that means) of the totally liberal republic of Singapore has publicly denounced the devilishly evil Sinhala Overlord as an extremist Sinhala Buddhist chauvinist in his recently released book.

He justifies this by rightly seeing no difference between the LTTE and ordinary Tamil civilians (all of whom support the LTTE, of course) and saying that the LTTE will come back soon (just wait and see(TM)) unless the Sinhala Only(TM) government changes their GENOCIDAL(TM) policies. That alone shows just how much of an expert he is on south Asian affairs. In his publication he also very correctly calls Sri Lanka a failed state. Anyone can obviously see that Sri Lanka is totally heading down the road of becoming a failed state now that the war is over. Just ask any UNP or JVP supporter for their expert opinion on the matter!

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Video game developer Ubisoft commits GENOCIDAL(TM) WAR CRIME(R)
Tuesday, 17 August 2010 - 8:58 AM SL Time

Ubisoft is currently developing a fresh Ghost Recon title for Sony`s PlayStation Portable. The game, titled Ghost Recon Predator, will hit stores in November. In the game players resume their role as a member of the Ghost squad, this time fighting TERRORISTS IN SRI LANKA.

Details of the handheld game were revealed over at the official PlayStation blog.

Players resume their role as a member of the Ghost squad, this time fighting terrorists in Sri Lanka.

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Entire Sri Lankan Cricket Team Suspended By SLC for Thrashing India
Tuesday, 24 August 2010 - 8:06 AM SL Time

[TamilNet, Monday, 23 August 2010, 07:20 GMT]

BREAKING NEWS: All eleven members of the Sri Lankan cricket team along with the twelfth man have been handed out penalties by the totally sensible Sri Lankan Cricket board after they had the audacity to hand India a comprehensive, no holds barred, pants down, six-of-the-best THRASHING in Dambulla (with bonus point to boot).

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200% irrefutable proof of GoSL`s persecution of minority religions
Thursday, 26 August 2010 - 4:21 PM SL Time

POLICE BLOCK MONK PROTEST IN CHILAW

A tense situation has developed in Chilaw as a group of protesting monks were blocked by the police from reaching the Munneswaram Kali Amman Hindu Temple where the animal slaughter ritual is expected to take place today.

The riot police have been deployed in the area and the police have prevented the group of monks from reaching the Temple. The monks, angered over the police blockade are currently seated on the road, refusing to move from the area till the ritual is stopped.

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New controversy for Lalit Modi just in time for the Champions League
Friday, 27 August 2010 - 3:37 PM SL Time

2009 IPL auction fixed, claims a report

NEW DELHI: After being rocked by charges of financial irregularities, the Indian Premier League was hit by a fresh controversy with a report claiming that the players` auction in 2009 was fixed.

According to a news channel, Chennai Super Kings` owner and BCCI secretary N Srinivasan and suspended IPL chairman Lalit Modi could have been involved in ensuring specific players for the Chennai franchise.

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