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New logo of Sri Lanka Cricket
Saturday, 6 November 2010 - 1:08 PM SL Time

Following last night`s CRICKET GENOCIDE(TM) in Sydney, Sri Lanka Cricket has decided to slightly modify their logo.

The game was a BEAUTYYY! I`ll upload the photographs from the action as soon as possible =)
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Mali ge bat eka ko? XD
Sunday, 7 November 2010 - 7:45 AM SL Time

Listen carefully from 0:15 to 0:19. Hilarious stuff! Lucky the Aussies don`t speak Sinhala XD

PS- I`ll upload photos from the SCG match in a few hours :)))


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SCG fireworks
Sunday, 7 November 2010 - 8:00 PM SL Time

Here are the pics from the glorious massacre at the SCG. The rain couldn`t stop us from staging the biggest party in Sydney. Let me know if any of you recognize yourselves in any of these pics. Enjoy :))
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Remember our fallen immortals
Thursday, 11 November 2010 - 1:16 PM SL Time

Dear friends, today is Remembrance Day, the day we remember all members of our faithful armed forces who selflessly paid the supreme sacrifice so we could live in peace. Honour them by wearing a poppy today.

`When you go home, tell them of us and say,
For your tomorrow, we gave our today.`

From the gods they came, to the gods they returned. Every drop of their blood spawned a thousand crimson blooms.

Ayu rakkhanthu awada. Long live the soldier who died for us

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My turn to upload a joke :)))
Saturday, 20 November 2010 - 2:22 PM SL Time

Northern Front impregnable, say NTT panelists

[TamilNet, Saturday, 03 May 2008, 10:49 GMT]

Colombo was forced into staging Mukamaalai offensive to ensure safety to troops in Jaffna which had fallen within the range of artillery, panelists said during a Political Analysis segment of National Television of Tamileelam (NTT), participated by LTTE military spokesperson, Irasiah Ilanthiraiyan, and Chief-Editor of Viduthalaip Pulika`l, LTTE`s official organ, S. Ravi, in the programme moderated by K. Veera, this week. Panelists added that Colombo`s assertion that LTTE is moving troops between different Northern fronts is a figment of their imagination, and refuted the claim that the Sri Lanka Air Force has caused detrimental impact to LTTE`s war machinery.

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A harbour for Polonnaruwa (weekend joke by Sri Lanka`s greatest comedian)
Sunday, 21 November 2010 - 3:17 PM SL Time

The great Ponil shows just why he is our favourite UNPee leader with this beauty.

Thank you for providing us with such great entertainment over the years, Ponil. May you remain leader of the UNPee for as long as you live. Knowing the intelligence of your voters, it will probably be the case.


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The STUPID, INCOMPETENT IDIOTS responsible for this tragedy need to be sacked or worse
Wednesday, 24 November 2010 - 4:12 PM SL Time

A tusker, who was being transported by the Wildlife Department to be released, died after the bottom of the lorry the elephant was being transported broke and the leg of the elephant got stuck suffocating the tusker. Several attempts made to free the elephant by the officials were unsuccessful.
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Petition to the Supreme Court of Toilet Nadu: please erect statue of Murugathasan Varnakulasingham too
Thursday, 25 November 2010 - 6:27 PM SL Time

Since the Madras High Court has allowed the statue of one self-immolation enthusiast to be erected on private land in Chennai, I humbly raise the suggestion that they raise a statue of Murugathasan anna as well. The design of the statue has been provided in the picture here. May Murugathasan anna`s sacrifice inspire many more hero kazhuthais to achieve Eelam in this 100% productive manner.

All who are with me, please say `Aye`. All those against, please say `Nay`.
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Remembering the greatest of the Mahasohons
Friday, 26 November 2010 - 10:59 AM SL Time

Today is the second death anniversary of the great demon slayer, Lieutenant-Colonel Lalith Jayasinghe WWV, RWP, RSP.

Our children will hear tales of how the legendary giant Suranimala roamed the land once more, tearing asunder those who dared besmirch our Dharmadveepa. Warriors such as you were borne from the womb with sword in hand to protect our Thrice Blessed Land. May you come back to us for one final turn of sansara after your time in heaven is complete, greatest of the Mahasohons.

Ayu rakkhanthu awada. Long live the soldier who died for us.

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Weekend clip: Chennaiwhoof explaining the F word
Sunday, 28 November 2010 - 10:33 AM SL Time

Hilarious :))

LANGUAGE WARNING: due to the content of Chennaiwhoof`s lecture, please exercise discretion while watching this clip. Enjoy :))))
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Prabhakaran`s Maveerar Naal speech 2010
Monday, 29 November 2010 - 8:44 AM SL Time

Happy Maveerar Naal 2010

[TamilNet, Monday, 29 November 2010, 01:20 GMT]

Our most glorious Thesiya Thalaivar, who is of course still alive, has emerged from hiding to deliver his Annual Fart to commemorate Maveerar Nai 2010.

This should be ample evidence that the struggle to liberate Tamil Eelam from the Sinhaloid aggressors is still very much alive. They will never erase the memories of our totally heroic Maveerars from the hearts and minds of We Thamizh. Someday SOON , they will pay for the GENOCIDE(TM)!

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