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The US based Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE) leader has announced that the LTTE proposed Provisional Transnational Government of Tamil Eelam (PTGTE) will function as an organization of the Tamil Diaspora. PTGTE is at this moment negotiating with UN to represent 100 million Tamis as their sole representative.

According to eminent diaspora Tamil acedemics, establishing diplomatic relationships with PTGTE has huge advantages. These cite the following as major fenefits to Government of Sri Lanka (GOSL):

On May 19th, V. Prabhakaran achieved no other Tamil ever achieved in the entire history of Tamil Eelam by becoming the first ever General of the TE Army...

The enthusiastic fans of VP flocked to Tamilnet, the most trusted source of news for 80 million Tamils world-wide, which enabled Tamilnet to overtake the arch rival defence.lk and Gota in a matter of just 3 days.

The chart shows the relative ranking comparisons between Tamilnet.com vs defence.lk.

An announcement from Tamil academic and Tamil intellectual community ... Please read carefully and respectfully!

[Tamilnet: Fri, 22 May 2009, 09:49 GMT]
Head of International Secretariat of the Intelligence wing of the LTTE, Mr. Arivazhakan, who contacted TamilNet Friday categorically denied the reports that the LTTE leader Mr. Velupillai Pirapaharan has been killed.

Tamilnet also had received a call from Brigadier Balaraj, who departed Tamil Eelam, almost exactly one year ago on May 20, 2008, saying that General is alive and well and and he had just spoken to General Prabhakaran in person..

The Pillars of Tamil Eelam ... the Need of the Hour !!!

The Tamil academics and intellectuals, who provided advice to LTTE supreme leader Major V. Prabhakaran by giving strategic advice, including Three Pillar Strategy, are reportedly holding round the clock meetings to fill two positions created by the recently unfolded events.

Tamils never forget that three pillars, Major V. Prabhakaran, media giant Tamilnet, and eminent computer scientist and Chief Technologist of Tamil Eelam Brigadier Charls S. Anthony, steadfastly held the dream of Tamil Eelam for many years.

While the world is clamoring to find ways to generate new energy sources, the TN Tamils have devised an ingenious way to come up with a SUSTAINABLE energy source.

In TN, the people can comfortably make a deposit at a place called an ECO SAN COMMUNITY COMPOSIT TOILET

This facility is basically a place where people can go and relieve themselves either liquid deposit or solid deposit Basically they are 5HIT Centers or SCs!

Reports say that the SCs are most croweded in the mornings...!

LTTE R&D Department uses all its ingenuity to create the New Tamil Eelam

Wonder what happened to all the outboard motors that LTTE removed from the boats and ships it abandoned in Vanni and PTK?

The LTTE R&D Department, under the fearless leadership of Charles S. Anthony, seems to have found a new use to use all the outboard motors.

The plan is to fix all the motors to two ends of the No-fire-Zone (NFZ) as seen in the bottom graphic and use the combined power of all the outboard motors to pull the whole land mass to the sea.

TAF may Bring Top Dollars to Sri Lanaka thru Smithsonian Deal...

Sources reaching from New York revels that Sri Lankan government had approached Christie`s, a leading auction house with offices in NY and London, to get a fair value for the downed TAF Super Stealth Attacker, which is securely stored in a top secret location under the guard of Sri Lanka Air Force (SLAF), right now.

Reports reaching from PTK points to a developing budget crisis in Tamil Eelam!

According to a TRO official, `For each log we have to pay Rs.300.00. We need at least 15 logs to have a bunker that houses a family. Rs. 4,500.00. Transport Rs.4000.00 for two journeys in a tractor. For making a bunker we have to spend Rs.2,000.00.`

Assuming a population of 250,000 people and assuming 5 people per family, the total budget to build bunkers, one bunker per family, will amount to staggering SL Rp 525 million.

USS DIASPORA to the rescue!

Diaspora Tamils, some with ties to `Tamils for Obama`, are rumored to be in the process of registering a huge ship to evacuate trapped Tamils from PTK-East and No-fire-Zone.

Now, the Obama administration had abandoned the Pacific Fleet attempt of an amphibious evacuation, Diaspora Tamils plan to register a Norwegian made huge ship, capable of easily accomodating 100,000 but even capable of 400,000 person intake, if needed!

The money for the operation is said to be coming from diaspora Tamils, numbering 2 million worldwide, who are reportedly be among the most wealthy immigrants in many countries.

The winner of two Academy Awards, composer Allah Rakha Rahman, born in Chennai as A. S. Dileep Kumar, has brought limelight on the Tamil movie industry recently.

Dating back to pre-independence days, Tamil films are among India`s most popular films along with Bollywood films. They have large overseas distribution channels.

Tamil films have gained popularity with wide distribution in regions outside of India, such as in Sri Lanka, Singapore, Japan, Korea, Malaysia, Mauritius, South Africa, Eastern Europe, North America, and other significant Tamil Diaspora regions.

If one is to believe on the GOSL announcements, the land area under LTTE in Vanni is to decrease dramatically in the coming days or weeks.

If one is to define the area under LTTE as Tamil Eelam and assume that 400,000 humans are inhabiting in there, the reduction of land area is going to dramatically increase the population density, as seen in the chart.

The 1.9 Sq Km is the land size of Principality of Monaco, situated on the French Riviera, which is the world`s second smallest independent nation. If TE land area is to approach the size of Monaco, the population density will hit unprecedented level that the world had never seen .! Would the yet to be established Tamil nation let this world milestone to be reached in the near future is any ones guess!

It has been some time that we reported about the possession of WMB by Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE). Some people, including the Prime Minister of Sri Lanka, Mr. Ratnasiri, rejected it as a wide rumor.

But the recent discovery of two huge bombs that were designed and manufactured by Tamil engineers using the local Tamil Eelam ingenuity has shed new light to the WMD capability that LTTE may have developed.

Though the current population in Tamil Eelam depends on who you ask, it is interesting to see how densely populated Tamil Eelam is.

If one believes in GOSL, the current TE population is about 70,000. But if on believes in LTTE numbers, the TE population is 400,000.

If what LTTE says is correct, and if SLA manages to clear up the PTK area and limit the population to security zone, then, the population density of Tamil Eelam will hit a staggering 33,330 persons per Sq Km, thus making Tamil Eelam the most populated area on earth.

It is no secret that LTTE had stockpiles of various gases, including poisonous gas. It is also believed that LTTE is in the possession of Helium technology and Helium Balloons that can easily travel very long distances.

Though TAF had a squadron of fighter planes and a foreign-trained unit of pilots (see top photo), VP allowed only two pilots (see 2nd photo) for the very recent mission, where both pilots lost their lives. The rest of the pilots are believed to be used in these crucial Helium missions.

`John Holmes was to the adult film industry what Elvis was to rock `n` roll. He simply was The King.`

Cinematographer Bob Vosse in the documentary Wadd: The Life and Times of John C. Holmes.

While we have a guy by the name of `Sir` John Holms making noise in Sri Lanka, it is interesting to find out about the `Real` John Holms. Hope LNP guys get a break from war and enjoy knowing about a legend that humanity had ever produced.

John Curtis Holmes (August 8, 1944 March 13, 1988) better known as John C. Holmes or Johnny Wadd (after the lead character in a series of related films), was one of the most famous male adult film stars of all time, appearing in about 2,500 adult loops, stag films, and porno feature movies in the 1970s and 1980s, including at least one gay feature film and a handful of gay loops. He was best known for his exceptionally large penis, which was heavily promoted as being the longest in the porn industry however, its exact dimensions are unknown. It was detailed, by Holmes himself, in an interview in `Screw` magazine to be 16.5 inches (41.66 centimeters). Holmes also attracted notoriety for his involvement in the Wonderland murders in 1981, and for his death from complications caused by AIDS.