Sri Lanka News Updates with Discussions

There has been reports that Weerawansa slipping out in the night for short breaks from his high profile drama site in Colombo...!

How would one know if he gobble up a hamburger, wadei, dosa, of just good ole Bath during these mysterious disappearances??

One way is to see how long he will go on before GOING, GOING, and GONE...!

According to pundits, a human can live without food anywhere up to half a year... depending on the initial condition...!

This WW guy seems to have been well fed, prior to his drama started... thus, even without the assumption he would gobble up some goodies in the whee hours under the darkness, he could easily go on 6 months....or many be 7 months...!

General VP reportedly owned several WMD warheads among his ferocious stockpile of arms.....!

But, even when his life was at risk, he refused to allow his regiments to unleash the lethal power of WMDs towards his enemy, according to a renowned Tamil academic who is working on a biography titled: Greatest Tamil General after Great King Elallan...!

His wisdom not to use WMDs had earned him great respect during his death anniversary... Even the recently released International Crisis Group report on Sri Lanka carefully avoided mentioning General by name with regard to war crimes...Though his organization was accused to some degree, his name itself was not linked with war crimes.

Bottom of the Pyramid Guru of poverty and profit dies at 69

Internationally renowned management guru Coimbatore Krishnarao Prahalad, popularly known as CK, died on Friday in San Diego after a brief illness, his family said on Saturday. He was 69.

The man who called attention to the `fortune at the bottom of the pyramid` died at the top of his game. A professor at the University of Michigan, Prahalad was considered one of the world`s top 10 management thinkers. His theory about the fortune at the bottom of the pyramid, is followed by many corporations in emerging markets. He is survived by his wife Gayatri and two children.

General Sarath Fonseka is getting credit from a wide spectrum of luminaries for his change of heart and having agreed to allow Tamils to live in their own lands.

This bold move by the very General who conquored the Tamil lands is being viewed by Tamil intellectuals as a move similar to the one made by Great King Ashoka of India after he killed and conquered the lands from other kingdoms...

Happy Year of The Tiger to all in LNP....!

Lots of things can happen in This year which is known as the Year of The Tiger in the Chinese Calender...!

Tiger gets extra power this year, according to Chinese mythology...! Tamil astrologers are predicting good fortunes for Tamils... they say, after 30 years, this will be the best year for Tamils!

The US based Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE) leader has announced that the LTTE proposed Provisional Transnational Government of Tamil Eelam (PTGTE) will function as an organization of the Tamil Diaspora. PTGTE is at this moment negotiating with UN to represent 100 million Tamis as their sole representative.

According to eminent diaspora Tamil acedemics, establishing diplomatic relationships with PTGTE has huge advantages. These cite the following as major fenefits to Government of Sri Lanka (GOSL):

On May 19th, V. Prabhakaran achieved no other Tamil ever achieved in the entire history of Tamil Eelam by becoming the first ever General of the TE Army...

The enthusiastic fans of VP flocked to Tamilnet, the most trusted source of news for 80 million Tamils world-wide, which enabled Tamilnet to overtake the arch rival defence.lk and Gota in a matter of just 3 days.

The chart shows the relative ranking comparisons between Tamilnet.com vs defence.lk.

An announcement from Tamil academic and Tamil intellectual community ... Please read carefully and respectfully!

[Tamilnet: Fri, 22 May 2009, 09:49 GMT]
Head of International Secretariat of the Intelligence wing of the LTTE, Mr. Arivazhakan, who contacted TamilNet Friday categorically denied the reports that the LTTE leader Mr. Velupillai Pirapaharan has been killed.

Tamilnet also had received a call from Brigadier Balaraj, who departed Tamil Eelam, almost exactly one year ago on May 20, 2008, saying that General is alive and well and and he had just spoken to General Prabhakaran in person..

The Pillars of Tamil Eelam ... the Need of the Hour !!!

The Tamil academics and intellectuals, who provided advice to LTTE supreme leader Major V. Prabhakaran by giving strategic advice, including Three Pillar Strategy, are reportedly holding round the clock meetings to fill two positions created by the recently unfolded events.

Tamils never forget that three pillars, Major V. Prabhakaran, media giant Tamilnet, and eminent computer scientist and Chief Technologist of Tamil Eelam Brigadier Charls S. Anthony, steadfastly held the dream of Tamil Eelam for many years.

While the world is clamoring to find ways to generate new energy sources, the TN Tamils have devised an ingenious way to come up with a SUSTAINABLE energy source.

In TN, the people can comfortably make a deposit at a place called an ECO SAN COMMUNITY COMPOSIT TOILET

This facility is basically a place where people can go and relieve themselves either liquid deposit or solid deposit Basically they are 5HIT Centers or SCs!

Reports say that the SCs are most croweded in the mornings...!

LTTE R&D Department uses all its ingenuity to create the New Tamil Eelam

Wonder what happened to all the outboard motors that LTTE removed from the boats and ships it abandoned in Vanni and PTK?

The LTTE R&D Department, under the fearless leadership of Charles S. Anthony, seems to have found a new use to use all the outboard motors.

The plan is to fix all the motors to two ends of the No-fire-Zone (NFZ) as seen in the bottom graphic and use the combined power of all the outboard motors to pull the whole land mass to the sea.

TAF may Bring Top Dollars to Sri Lanaka thru Smithsonian Deal...

Sources reaching from New York revels that Sri Lankan government had approached Christie`s, a leading auction house with offices in NY and London, to get a fair value for the downed TAF Super Stealth Attacker, which is securely stored in a top secret location under the guard of Sri Lanka Air Force (SLAF), right now.

Reports reaching from PTK points to a developing budget crisis in Tamil Eelam!

According to a TRO official, `For each log we have to pay Rs.300.00. We need at least 15 logs to have a bunker that houses a family. Rs. 4,500.00. Transport Rs.4000.00 for two journeys in a tractor. For making a bunker we have to spend Rs.2,000.00.`

Assuming a population of 250,000 people and assuming 5 people per family, the total budget to build bunkers, one bunker per family, will amount to staggering SL Rp 525 million.

USS DIASPORA to the rescue!

Diaspora Tamils, some with ties to `Tamils for Obama`, are rumored to be in the process of registering a huge ship to evacuate trapped Tamils from PTK-East and No-fire-Zone.

Now, the Obama administration had abandoned the Pacific Fleet attempt of an amphibious evacuation, Diaspora Tamils plan to register a Norwegian made huge ship, capable of easily accomodating 100,000 but even capable of 400,000 person intake, if needed!

The money for the operation is said to be coming from diaspora Tamils, numbering 2 million worldwide, who are reportedly be among the most wealthy immigrants in many countries.

The winner of two Academy Awards, composer Allah Rakha Rahman, born in Chennai as A. S. Dileep Kumar, has brought limelight on the Tamil movie industry recently.

Dating back to pre-independence days, Tamil films are among India`s most popular films along with Bollywood films. They have large overseas distribution channels.

Tamil films have gained popularity with wide distribution in regions outside of India, such as in Sri Lanka, Singapore, Japan, Korea, Malaysia, Mauritius, South Africa, Eastern Europe, North America, and other significant Tamil Diaspora regions.