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here is that joke on stick and balls..enjoy it [A bloke goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, `Have you been in the services?` Yes,` he says. `I was in the armed forces for three years.` The interviewer says, `That will give you extra points toward employment`, and then asks, `Are you disabled in any way?` The guy says, `Yes, 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off.` The interviewer tells the guy, `OK, I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM till 5:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 AM` The guy is puzzled and says, `If the hours are from 8:00 AM to 5:00 PM, then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM?` `This is a government job`, the interviewer says. `For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.`] |
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