[TamilNet, Monday, 24 January 2011, 01:00 GMT]

The fledgling nuclear super-power of South Sudan has entered the hearts of We Thamizh as well as the records books by being the first 100% sovereign nation to establish diplomatic relations with Tamil Eelam.

The Sudan Peoples` Liberation Movement (SPLM) has invited the Transsexual Government of Tamil Eelam (TGTE) to visit Southern Sudan in the immediate aftermath of the vote for an independent state there. Representatives of our glorious Tranny government are making arrangements to make their first official visit. The TGTE celebrated this glorious development by sending its Secretary General for the United States, the 100% Tamil Mr. Domach Wal Ruach, over to South Sudan to teach the locals exactly how to scrub commodes just the way our mutual white masters like it.

Our totally undisputed leader, Visuvanathan Rudrakumaran anna, will be flying to South Sudan on his private Takaran jet. Accompanying him will be the entire cabinet of the Transsexual Government of Tamil Eelam (TGTE). They expect a red carpet welcome at South Sudan`s ultra-modern airport.

There are many things that Tamil Eelam and South Sudan can learn from each other. We Thamizh can learn how to actually win a war and create our own nation, while the South Sudanese can learn how to scrub the commodes, shine the shoes and in general be good little pets of the Association of White Masters.

Tamil political circles are jumping up and down in glee at this happy news. One particularly enlightened Tamil political expert told TamilNet, `There are so many similarities between the birth of South Sudan & Tamil Eelam! Both have long-running ethnic battles with a rogue nation whose presidents are war criminals(R)! Both these nations are supported by our white masters against rogue nations that run with the help of China and Iran! South Sudan is a shining example of the people`s victory over oppression & holds all the keys for liberation from the clutches of the racist Sinhalans! It`s all going in the direction we want! HEEEEE HAAAWWW!!!`

Shortly afterwards, this expert ran outside to join his neighbours in their early morning poop on the pavement. It is certainly a telling sign of the times that we`re looking up to a country like South Sudan these days! The expense of this vital diplomatic visit will be borne by YOU, our dearly beloved We Thamizh diASSpora, so please continue with your janitorial duties in the lands of our white masters and make sure you regularly pay your taxes to the friendly LTTE tax collector in your neighborhood.