A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his Audience. He Said: `The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn`t my wife!`

The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: `And that woman was my mother!`

Laughter and Applause!!!

A week later, a top manager trained by the Motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke At home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to His wife who was preparing dinner, `The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my Wife!`

The wife went `ahhhh!` with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second Half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out `...and I can`t remember who she was!`

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.

Moral of the story...
Don`t Copy if you can`t PASTE !!!
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