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Sri Lanka Security Forces to be strengthened by 50,000
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sk63
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LK Information  2 Jul 2009 03:38:52 GMT  Report for Abuse  
LOL Paula I like you.

Now let me see how this happens....

One fine evening while your cousin in law was sipping a cup of tea, someone knocks on the door. Then they actually force open it. They come straight to the living room and finds a young man sitting on the sofa. The officer produces a piece of paper which says that the man (let assume his name is Velu Silva) needs to join the army. The young man inquires innocently when? And the officer says TODAY

Then Velu Silva protests. The officer orders his subordinates to drag him to the jeep. Meanwhile his parents cry... clap.... you decide that part of the fiction

Then of course Velu Silva is taken to Diyatalawa and was given rigorous training. All this is despite his protests. He even gets weapon training. In few weeks he becomes a forcibly recruited soldier...

When his parents make inquiries they find out that there has been an order by the local GS that he should join the army... The parents ask them so how come my son Velu Silva was not informed of this decision. The local army unit says that they forgot. Hurriedly, Velu Silva's parents informs Paula.

Now then... can you see how ludicrous the story line is???

Well that is how you look like. A deranged individual incapable of replying to a post with a sensible arguement but using fiction to prove a non existing point. You have imagination but all imagination do not make their way to story books or to Holywood! Some end up in lunatic asylums!!

Thanks for the entertainment and pleeease keep them coming.

We are short of jokers and clowns since the defeat of the LTTE.

Edited By - sk63 - 2 Jul 2009 03:43:08 GMT
wayamba
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LK Information  2 Jul 2009 03:47:32 GMT  Report for Abuse  
Damed,

arigatou,
Minato machi is a nice area full of food and fun and relax.
boku ha Choufu-shi ni sundeiru.
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LK Information  2 Jul 2009 03:57:18 GMT  Report for Abuse  
boku ha Choufu-shi ni sundeiru.


Chofu-Shi.......????????

daigaku desuka?????UEC?????
sk63
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LK Information  2 Jul 2009 03:59:58 GMT  Report for Abuse  
OK chaps, I am off. Hope to see Paula sometime again.

Those who are around, please keep her engaged in chats about her cousin in law. Somewhere down the line she is bound to come with more fiction and guys, you are going to have a good laugh

Keep gettig her to post. Trust me, you wont regret.

Pity I wont get to join the fun
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LK Information  2 Jul 2009 04:05:05 GMT  Report for Abuse  
Wayamba,

It appears that you stick to Mahawmsa for some good reasons.
Any way it had been scientifically proven that Tamils of SRI Lanka (Jaffna Tamils ) derived from Singhalese. Genetically they have less genes of South Indian Tamils but more of Sinhalese and still carries more genes of Bengals than the South Indians.Over the years the Bengal genes which the so called Singhalese originated had diluted but it still carries the foot print unique to Tamils of Sri Lanka and Singhalese.
The obvious inference is that the so called Singhalese adopted the Tamil Language living in the North due to various Tamil invasions occurred through out the history and had become Tamils where as in the south they have developed the original Elu language to become Singhalese.

There is no need for us to separate Singhalese and Tamils from each other due to the language we inherit at birth to live in Sri Lanka.
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LK Information  2 Jul 2009 04:07:38 GMT  Report for Abuse  
Diaspora Tamils nominate President Mahinda Rajapakse for the NOBEL PRICE.

Excellent moove.

I couldn't even imagine this could happen few month back.
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LK Information  2 Jul 2009 04:09:09 GMT  Report for Abuse  
SK63,

Where is your most respected Gaja Lakshmi these days?

My informants say that she is in a nut house for another session of treatment?
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LK Information  2 Jul 2009 04:10:20 GMT  Report for Abuse  
UEC ni wa tomodachi wa iru kedo, boku ha chofu ni sunde iru dake. Shigoto wa Tokyo.
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LK Information  2 Jul 2009 04:12:16 GMT  Report for Abuse  
Tavarish Magha,

Last post to you before I retire for the day.

My most respected Gaja remains most respected. She was talking about joining higher and better places such as the UN and my gut feel is she is alreagy in the UN. She is an extreme dalbayob so she must be busy with some intellectual activities.

Thi panimayesh mne?
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Mysterious LTTE posters have appeared inside several IDP camps threatening the inhabitants and the Sri Lanka government.

The posters, mainly hand-written on pieces of paper contain the following messages:

'Our National Leader (Thalaivar) is not dead. How can anyone kill him? He is invincible. The Army is lying. Anyone collaborating with the Army will be severely dealt with. The Eelam struggle still continues under our leader.'
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