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Tamil Eelam will be a Reality, at last

Friday, 3 April 2009 - 1:30 PM SL Time

LTTE R&D Department uses all its ingenuity to create the New Tamil Eelam

Wonder what happened to all the outboard motors that LTTE removed from the boats and ships it abandoned in Vanni and PTK?

The LTTE R&D Department, under the fearless leadership of Charles S. Anthony, seems to have found a new use to use all the outboard motors.

The plan is to fix all the motors to two ends of the No-fire-Zone (NFZ) as seen in the bottom graphic and use the combined power of all the outboard motors to pull the whole land mass to the sea.

What prompted CA to come up with an innovative idea is the news that USS DIASPORA was not able to get American registry. If the mega ship had arrived all the current Tamil Eelam population, 400,000 in all, could have boarded it.

The only option now is to move the NFZ to sea. Since LTTE is holding all the artillery in their, it is believed that SLN would not be able to attack it. Also, because of its sheer size, SLAF would not be able to sink this 12 Sq Km land mass.

Once the NFZ is moved to international waters, Nadesan is rumored to be declaring that the 12 Sq Km landmass will be declared the sovereign state of Tamil Eelam, under the watchful eye of V. Prabhakaran, the supreme leader of LTTE following a singing of TE National Anthem

Stay tuned for more news

Source(s)
PTK Sources and unnamed Tamil academics...

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Daisy
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Dude!...U rock!!....Creativity at best!!
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Hahaha... hilarious!

Perhaps you can fix some rockets to the sides (or even unused helium baloons) and have Peelam in the sky as an option?
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Perhaps you can fix some rockets to the sides (or even unused helium baloons) and have Peelam in the sky as an option?


You giving new ideas to CA... do not underestimate his ingenuity...!
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:)) This what fellows from Pera Engineering faculty capable of doing ah ? :) :) :) :)
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Dude! What can I say. You're dah best :))
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This what fellows from Pera Engineering faculty capable of doing ah ? :) :) :) :)


LOL!!

I'm from the same faculty!!

:)))))))))))))
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Dude You are the best Dimwit, a jibless one too
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Lolz:

EEELamaya, R You an engineer by profession?
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Dude You are the best Dimwit, a jibless one too


Robin Ring Ring - I saw an awful lot of people, including myself, admiring Smartigers creativity, and encouraging him, despite not agreeing with his politics..

Why can't you just admire Eeelamayas very creative and funny satire?

Come on, be a sport, and not a sad peelamist.
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RObin,

Dude You are the best Dimwit, a jibless one too


What are you doing here man.
Aren't you supposed to be demonstrating against the G20 summit?
Is Mr Gordon begging bowl full?
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