Financial Crisis - Have a laugh while you still can.

1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market - Jay Leno

2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is now being called Wal Mart Street Jay Leno

3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker . The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW

4. What`s the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker ? A tie

5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left side nothing`s right and on the right side nothing`s left.

6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any e mails from Washington asking for money, it`s a scam. Don`t fall for it - Jay Leno

7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favourite candy bar - Jay Leno

8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush`s copy is even thicker. They had to include pictures Jay Leno

9. President Bush`s response was to meet some small business owners in San Antonio last week. The small business owners are General Motors, General Electric and Century 21. - Jay Leno

10. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped `insufficient funds`. I won`t know whether that refers to mine or the bank`s.