Elara,

You Thamiz Donkey, I run LNP on a state of the art, enterprise class Pentium 4 Laptop running Windows NT 3.5 (service pack 37) and a cutting edge free web server I downloaded from www.freeserver.ru.

I have a full time BROADBAND comcast triple play internet/phone/cable connection via a sophisticated and highly secure D-LINK $40 router. As a back-up solution, I have a Net-Zero account coupled to my 33.3K Robotics Fax/Modem.

As you can see, if you can`t access LNP at any time it must be because your Donkey Internet connection is too slow or computer is not up to the task.

Alternatively, I was humping Groovygirl in my basement today and she might have sat on the ethernet cable going from my laptop to the router, restricting the bandwidth. Groovygirl`s got a nice PHAT ass.

Anyways, who gives a flying f*&K if you people have to wait a little. What else you gotta do, clean the f*&king toilet again with a toothbrush? You just post the same crap over and over anyway. Just refresh three times and check again later.

I gotta get back to my GG. She`s getting that look again.

Mr. Brown

PS: For a limited time only, free email accounts from GMAIL when you sign up for a year`s supply of LNP Membership. Contract required. Penalties for early termination. Apply today, experience the wonder that is www.lankanewspapers.com.

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ps- This posting has no intention to point a special person. It has some names but I post without editing. Sorry for if you are embarrassed.