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Weekend Joke

Friday, 30 October 2009 - 2:51 PM SL Time

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher,
all the kids raised their hands except for Billy in the front row.

The teacher asked Billy why he has decided to be different.
`Because I`m not an Obama fan.`

The teacher asked, `Why aren`t you an Obama fan?`
`Because I`m a Republican.`

The teacher asked him why he`s a Republican.

Billy proudly answered, `Well, my Mom`s a Republican and my Dad`s a Republican, so I`m a Republican.`

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, `If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?`

With a big smile, Billy replied, `That would make me an Obama fan.`

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alwaysalion
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LK Information  30 Oct 2009 08:55:42 GMT  Report for Abuse  
Kids, they say the most amazing things!
I am there are some on LNP too.MR.BROWN should check the ages of all LNP members and start a junior LNP site.
I am off to see my grandson.
Guys have a nice weekend and try not to be naughty..
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LK Information  30 Oct 2009 09:08:05 GMT  Report for Abuse  
Good one..!
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LK Information  30 Oct 2009 09:14:46 GMT  Report for Abuse  
I am off to see my grandson.


cant resist in asking, is he an Obama fan?
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LK Information  30 Oct 2009 09:17:56 GMT  Report for Abuse  
Great one! :)
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LK Information  30 Oct 2009 09:22:34 GMT  Report for Abuse  
H aha ha ha ha!
Thank you for that! Have a great weekend!
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LK Information  30 Oct 2009 10:45:26 GMT  Report for Abuse  
With a big smile, Billy replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.


No wonder many Obama fans are in Sri Lanka...!
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LK Information  30 Oct 2009 12:51:00 GMT  Report for Abuse  
'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'


A VP fan!!
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LK Information  30 Oct 2009 12:55:52 GMT  Report for Abuse  
No wonder many Obama fans are in Sri Lanka...!


That's true. Quite a few of our idiots blindly supported him without knowing jack about his policy on us.
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LK Information  30 Oct 2009 21:20:36 GMT  Report for Abuse  
'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'+A VP fan!!+Quite a few of our idiots blindly supported him without knowing jack about his policy on us
=Obama fans

Am I correct?
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Hahaha,,,good one..........
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