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Wednesday, 28 October 2009 - 11:44 AM SL Time

Bonus Story - Katada Pissu.....

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH (Institute of mental health). He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down. When he was about to fix the spare tyre he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. As he can`t fish the bolts out he started to panic.

One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened. The driver thought to himself since there`s nothing much he can do, he told the patient the whole incident. The patient laughed at him & said `can`t even fix such a simple problem... no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver...`

Here`s what you can do. Take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones. Easy as that`

The driver was very impressed and asked `You`re so smart but why are you here at the IMH?` Patient replied: `Hello, I stay here because I`m crazy not STUPID!`

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AnuD Senior Member Joined: May 2005 Posts: 40045 Member Profile	28 Oct 2009 06:07:50 GMT Report for Abuse
	What is in Sinhala is really good SERIO US HUMOUR.

Saradial Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 1336 Member Profile	28 Oct 2009 06:16:14 GMT Report for Abuse
	Good the small fellow didnt say ' Ehenang Allapu Gedhara Uncle Ta Dhenna '

Aani Senior Member Joined: Jul 2007 Posts: 15131 Member Profile	28 Oct 2009 07:20:56 GMT Report for Abuse
	Saradiel Allappu gedera problemda?

Saradial Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 1336 Member Profile	28 Oct 2009 07:31:09 GMT Report for Abuse
	Saradiel Allappu gedera problemda? Neha Sapa Goniyay :))))

Ramz Senior Member Joined: Jul 2007 Posts: 8710 Member Profile	28 Oct 2009 07:40:22 GMT Report for Abuse
	AnuD.... yes sinahala one is a good one...... and most of the time real too seems Saradial has some bad experience with Allapu gedera...hahahha :):):)):) lolz

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28 Oct 2009 07:41:06 GMT Report for Abuse

Video: Five-year-old Romanian weightlifter becomes Internet star

By Chris Chase

Giuliano Stroe has six-pack abs before turning six years old. And he's also in the Guinness Book of World Records before he can probably even read it.

Though it's highly unusual (and possibly unhealthy) for a child to start weight training at such a young age, the pre-schooler entered the record books earlier this year after completing the fastest ever 10-meter walk with a weight ball between the legs, which is both both highly impressive and highly specific. Since then, a four-minute video of Stroe has hit the Internet and made him a viral sensation.

It looks like a training montage from a Rocky movie, minus the Survivor soundtrack. (And, interestingly, Guiliano Stroe is almost the same size as Sylvester Stallone.)

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http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/post/Video-Five-year-old-Romanian-weighlifter-become?urn=top,198525

zaharan Senior Member Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 6329 Member Profile	28 Oct 2009 08:47:32 GMT Report for Abuse
	Ramz...........yes kids are smarter!

Bonggo Senior Member Joined: May 2005 Posts: 10922 Member Profile	29 Oct 2009 09:43:55 GMT Report for Abuse
	Zaha, Ramz...........yes kids are smarter! No wonder many LNP members are smart :))) This story reminded me of two movies that I watched - Senasuma Kothenada, Allapu Gedera. Ramz, I posted something on Zaha's Indian Tour selection thread. Please read.

Ramz Senior Member Joined: Jul 2007 Posts: 8710 Member Profile	29 Oct 2009 10:06:53 GMT Report for Abuse
	I posted something on Zaha's Indian Tour selection thread. Please read. ok boss....

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