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Who wants to be a Millionaire?

Tuesday, 27 October 2009 - 8:39 AM SL Time

A contestant Sally, on `Who Wants to be a Millionaire? ` had reached the final plateau..

If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000.
If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000 milestone
money.

And as she suspected the Million Dollar Question was no pushover.

It was, `Which of the following species of birds does not build its own
nest but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it:

A) the condor

B) the buzzard

C) the cuckoo

D) the vulture


The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer.
She had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Ask the Audience
Lifeline. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline.

She hoped she would not have to use it because..... ... Her friend was,
well, a blonde.

But she had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her the
question and the four choices. The blonde responded unhesitatingly:

`That`s easy. The answer is C: the cuckoo..`

The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast.

She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving any answer
except the one that her friend had given her.

And considering her friend was a blonde that would seem to be the
logical thing to do. But her friend had responded with such confidence,

Such certitude, that the contestant could not help but be convinced.

Crossing her fingers, the contestant said, `C: The cuckoo.`

`Is that your final answer?`

`Yes, that is my final answer.`

`That answer is Absolutely correct!

You are now a millionaire! `


Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and
friends, including the blonde who had helped her win the million
dollars.

`Jeni, I just do not know how to thank you, ` said the contestant. `How
did you happen to know the right answer?`

`Oh, come on,` said the blonde `Everybody knows that cuckoos don`t
build nests. They live in clocks.`


Sally fainted


Source(s)
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Kensashi
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LK Information  27 Oct 2009 03:46:29 GMT  Report for Abuse  
LOL! Good one!
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LK Information  27 Oct 2009 04:03:00 GMT  Report for Abuse  
This shows why some of really smart people cannot be millionaires.
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LK Information  27 Oct 2009 04:13:13 GMT  Report for Abuse  
LOL! nice one!
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LK Information  27 Oct 2009 04:39:45 GMT  Report for Abuse  
Thats a good one berty
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LK Information  27 Oct 2009 05:17:04 GMT  Report for Abuse  
That was a great question and answer too.
Good one Berty san!
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LK Information  27 Oct 2009 05:38:17 GMT  Report for Abuse  
Hahahaha .,,,, good one......

she proved that she is a real blonde......
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LK Information  27 Oct 2009 06:37:01 GMT  Report for Abuse  
Hi berty san,

How are you doing?
Berty
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LK Information  27 Oct 2009 10:10:43 GMT  Report for Abuse  
That was superb..

Al Haj Noordeen

I am doing ok and how ru?
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LK Information  27 Oct 2009 10:40:33 GMT  Report for Abuse  
'Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build nests. They live in clocks.'


Haha nice :)))
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LK Information  30 Oct 2009 00:47:06 GMT  Report for Abuse  
That was totally unexpected... Nice one!
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