If I`m a marketing manager for Mc Donalds I will be in a pressure to attract more people to eat Mc Donalds burgers. But now its high time for those Mc Donalds marketing managers in UK to promote Mc Donalds. The theme should be Mc Donalds - none can resist, not even a freedom fighter who`s fasting unto death behalf of his bretheren in Sri Lanka.

The tragedy started with the war between LTTE and SLDF and thousands of Piece loving diaspora TamiZHs who call themselves We TamiZHs dropped their toilet cleaning work for a few days and gathered in Western capitals to block a few roads. These We TamiZHs took the tiger flag and they even printed nice looking T-shirts for the event. They blocked the roads, pooped in parking lots and some even jumped to Thames, but no one could beat the heroics of our main man of the show Mr Parameswaran. Parameswaran successfully showed the world that he is indeed fasting for 24 days. Knowing the stance of GOSL the general public was sure a scenario similar to Thileepan`s fasting. Alas, our hero Mr Parameswaran went back home after a successful fast for 24 days.
Then the comedy started with several newspaper articles which said that Parameswaran was secretly eating Mc Donalds food during his FASTING. Once again We TamiZHs proved that they are on the top of the list when it comes to jokers, clowns.

During the finals few months of the `Great Retreat` by Leading Tamils To Extinction the whole world could see the level of entertainment these We TamiZHs could provide. Unlike the past we could see numerous fasts by some We TamiZHs. In the past we only saw Thileepan who actually stood by his words and died by fasting. But then came the new generation of freedom fighters who could fast a few hours a day and continue for 24 days. Tamil Nadu was on the top of the fasting list with numerous persons fasting to support SL Tamils. Kollywood actors/actresses did it for 6 hours and had a grand dinner together and they actually discussed the plight of SL Tamils over a glass of whiskey. Then came another hero, Thirumavalavan. He yelled for more than one hour for the sake of SL Tamils and started his fasting unto death. Four days later our hero Mr Thiru said that he is concerned about the sentiment of his women supporters and gave up fasting.

Can anybody believe that our hero, the savior of SL Tamils gace up his fasting just because of several women? But that`s how We TamiZH bravery works, no need to be amused.

Then Karunanidhi anna did one hour fasting between his breakfast and tea and said that he actually could force GOSL to call off the offensives. Now he is as fat as ever.

But the main entertainer is none other than Mr Parameswaran, a man who fasted and promoted Mc Donalds burgers simultaneously. He is a man who could fast for a few months given his special ability to eat a few burgers during fasting. He is an asset to great diaspora TamiZHs in their future fastings against Sri Lanka and western governmetns. He is a cash cow for them because there will be numerous companies to sponser their rallies, fastings and protests in the future. He is a very famous person with several newspapers articles written about him and diaspora TamiZHs will love to use his popularity.

Unlike the losers like Thileepan who died a sorry death, Parameswaran single handedly changed the fasting strategy. The new generation fastings will be sponsered by fast food, energy drinks and will be broadcasted live on TV. Soon we will see Mr Parameswarn in TV advertisements for Mc Donalds and we might be able to hear some lines like these
`Fast a few months with Big Macs`
`My favourite drink during fasting, Red Bull`
`Pringles, a fast which never lasts`
`KFC - Kan`t Fast Continuously`
`Sneak a Snicker even if you are fasting`

So this writer wishes Parameswaran all the success in his future fastings. And the same time I`m happy about the popularity Mc Donalds got due to Parameswaran`t fasting.