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Before and after the pettah bomb

Monday, 29 September 2008 - 3:21 PM SL Time

Prabhakaran is sitting 40ft underground somewhere around Mullaithivu with his Sony laptop in his lap. Wondering wut he is seeing in his screen??

11am Vellusamy $1009 check withdrawn (Canada)
11.03am Sritharan $49087 check returned (Australia)
11.10am Gopalakrishnan `Thalaivar give me 5 days more fo $10000 payment` (Switzerland)
11.28am Suppiah - Donates 1 dozen panties and 2 dozen panty liners and 6 packs whisper ultra pads for the welfare of Women cadres in the frontline. (expired stock from his warehouse) (United Kingdom)
11.38am Gajani - $16030 bounced (Canada)

11.45am: Thalaivar Posts: `Blast in Pettah by us! 60 vehicles damaged. Too many dead to count`

11:46 Krishna donates $1232 (Canada)
11.47 Anand donates $231 (Australia)
11:48 Vaiko donates INR 1000/- (India)
11:49 Suppiah donates further 6 dozen Tampons (United Kingdom)

12pm News reaches that blast was a flop!

12.05pm Jayani donates $3 (togo)
12.10pm Devi donates $1.50 (Somalia)
12.12pm Krishna and Anand withdraw their donations citing urgent health expense arose
12.30pm Suppiah withdraws 3 dozen Tampons saying they are not in good condition to use (united Kingdom)

1.00pm Velu is furious!

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LOL.

Prabhakaran is sitting 40ft underground somewhere around Mullaithivu with his Sony laptop in his lap.


Do they have WiFi in Mullaithivu? :))
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If they have Satelite phones then WiFi is nothing! Come on they have Supersonic Zlin Takaran aircraft man! WiFi is piece of cake nowadys thanks to UN vacating their offices!!
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Ah yes, I had forgotten about Eelam ingenuity. What a superior state they are :O)
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Of course! They have everything! Velu is god remember?????????
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Velu is furious that Piyal in the US has not sent the Condom shipment to Europe:)))))
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I only managed to get a little information! When Velu is furious no one stays near the megalomaniac!
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'When Velu is serious, no one stays around'

I know.....I know.... It is an open secret... He begins to release Hydrygeon Sulfide in doses.

Piyal run a mile as your air will be snuffed out as explained by the Fox by Knight.........

Robinson has kept a safe distance and warning you as well.
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Thalaivar tried to peddle Panadol syrup instead of Viagra

Diaspora is angry at the 'flabby' and 'deflated' results

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