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Brigadier Balraj passes away - LTTE
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LK Information  21 May 2008 03:00:24 GMT  Report for Abuse  
Oxford categorizes SL President with Dog catchers and Dog trainers.


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Oxford categorizes SL President with Dog catchers and Dog trainers.

Mahinda Mama Deserves to be with Dog catchers and Dog trainers..
He caught Kokila and Pilliyan (dog catchers job) and traiend them to be politicians (dog trainers job)
Now Mahinda mama is hunting a wild dog who lives undersground!

He has Sankaree and Douggie as his dog friends too!
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Nale

Brigadier Balraj passes away


Please pack your bags. Time to put words in to action. You are to replace Balraj.

Please make sure you bring your dentures, bedpan and saline bottle. Thalaivar will pick you up at BIA, through one of his NGO agents (probably Jehan Perera or Sarvanamuttu). You will then be dressed up as a bimbo and serve Somavansa's sisters estabilishment for one week before getting smuggled through Omanthai check point.



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Sinthaka

Please make sure you bring your dentures, bedpan and saline bottle. Thalaivar will pick you up at BIA, through one of his NGO agents (probably Jehan Perera or Sarvanamuttu). You will then be dressed up as a bimbo and serve Somavansa's sisters estabilishment for one week before getting smuggled through Omanthai check point.


why did you removed the g-string and those a-beads from the list ? they are essential to achieve peelam! you are bad boy... never let a old man have some fun eh ?
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You will then be dressed up as a bimbo and serve Somavansa's sisters estabilishment for one week before getting smuggled through Omanthai check point.


OR a secret location at Cambridge Terrace, Colombo 3, where Nale could be happy and GAY!
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Marksman,

why did you removed the g-string and those a-beads from the list ?


Nale usually don't forget these, even if he can't remember to take his dentues, Bedpan and saline bottle.

He NEVER forgets his 'fun kit', which also includes Exploding Bra, Hand cuffs and stale string hopper pack


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Hi Pera

OR a secret location at Cambridge Terrace, Colombo 3, where Nale could be happy and GAY!


Oh, You mean the National Leader is gonna stay over at the Permanent Opposition Leader's house.....

I sure guess they both have the same chances of becoming a 'National Leader'



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Hi Search,

I am in SL. Don't get mislead by the flag...its a bit of a long story.....

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stale string hopper pack


Sinthaka, whats the hell is that ??????
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May he at least attain some wisdom in his next life.


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