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Rajapakse tells Oxford Union that if Sri Lankan fails against LTTE, the world fails fight against terrorism
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Sinthaka
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LK Information  15 May 2008 08:58:06 GMT  Report for Abuse  
You must be really behind time.
Haven't you heard of Auto pilot?


WOW!

This is getting curiouser and curiouser!

So TE pilots turn on Auto pilot and perform sexual acts in mid air?

That must be a sight!

TE pilot busy in his cockpit....oh, now I know why they call it the cockpit....




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Supercavitation is the use of cavitation effects to create a large bubble of gas inside a liquid, allowing an object to travel at great speed through the liquid by being wholly enveloped by the bubble.


sounds like a dirty old man farting underwater ...........
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LK Information  15 May 2008 09:00:49 GMT  Report for Abuse  
They should use their hides to replace Velcro. At least that way they will be of some use to mankind.

Velcro???
:):):)

Theres something in the air today....gems are raining down like cats and dogs :):):):)

First Chennai mistook B-52 for a B-2, now WRH mixed up KEVLAR with VELCRO :):):):)
Currently, Kevlar has many applications, ranging from bicycle tires and racing sails to body armor because of its high strength-to-weight ratio famously: '...5 times stronger than steel on an equal weight basis...'


Velcro is a brand name of fabric hook-and-loop fasteners. It consists of two layers: a 'hook' side, which is a piece of fabric covered with tiny hooks, and a 'loop' side, which is covered with even smaller and 'hairier' loops.

Edited By - MarkLevinson - 15 May 2008 09:04:44 G
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WRH,

TE pilots have taken the word 'Cockpit' to new definition.

Congratulations!

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Sinthaka,

What would happen if the TE pilots had to eject out of the Supersonic Stealth Aircraft?



the TE polits will EJACULATE!
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TE pilot busy in his cockpit....oh, now I know why they call it the cockpit....


Well when the TE cocks are in it you call it the cock pit.
I understand you girl has one to. I wonder what TE pilots will do with it.
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What would happen if the TE pilots had to eject out of the Supersonic Stealth Aircraft?


the TE polits will EJACULATE!

I already said earlier.
Come up with something new will you?
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Pera,

the TE polits will EJACULATE!


I am told by WRH that they do it all the time. Seems that is the purpose of their flying (turns on the auto pilot too, so that they will not be 'distracted').

I think Velu's ban on his cadres in having sexual relationships is making them do unnatural things in mid air!

Imagine doing that in mid air!


Edited By - Sinthaka - 15 May 2008 09:07:24 GMT
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First Chennai mistook B-52 for a B-2, now WRH mixed up KEVLAR with VELCRO :):):):)

Thank you.
The slip of the tongue is no fault of the mind you know.
We do mistakes sometimes . We are only human you know.
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LTTE is raised to the world stage. Tamils consider just a regional group that resist Sinhala Buddhist hegemony and oppression of Tamils, no more.

The president has made himself a narrow minded unreliable Sinhala Buddhist nationalist and unrealistic in raising LTTE and link it to victimisation of democracy when he himself holds dictatorial powers to nominate or sack the CM of an elected EPC and frustrate the will of the people.

In all its components of different ethnic communities of Scottish, Walsh and Northern Irish in the UK the elected parliaments or assemblies, the chief ministers are elected by the respective electorates and not appointed by the Prime Minister of UK. Few Oxford Union undergrads who bothered to attend his speech and that of the dog trainer would not have bothered to find what MR was talking about or the dog trainer boasts about.
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