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I would love to go back soon..That is my country..

Meanwhile the government announced an amnesty for army deserters for two weeks from May 2 onwards. Soldiers who deserted since 2005 can rejoin the army with all their entitlements to the time of desertion. They will not be subjected to any punishment.

What is VP going to say this heros day ?

tomorrow is a holiday and day after the Olympics torch will be passing Hong kong..U might see me in red shirt with a banner..TIBET is CHINA...Give TEXAS to MEXICO..LMSAO..lolz

TamilNet: Sri Lanka Army Destroyed at MUHAMAALAI in a Fierce Battle.
TamilNet, Tuesday, 29 April 2008, 01:00 GMT

LTTE military Spokesman Irasaiah Illantharyian confirms to TamilNet that they did Wipe out the Entire SLA in a 10 hour gunfight that began in the Early hours of Thursday morning or April 24th. This included all the SLA s Mechanized divisions, their Signals Units, their ground Troops, and even their Support Staff such as their Cooking Corps.

The SLA forces tried to take Eelam Territory but ended up taking a Dirt Nap! Said the 100% completely credible Spokesperson of the Tamil People s Liberators. Just like all the major offensives launched by the Sri Lankan Armed Forces, they have been Thwarted and Thrashed, and even the East which the Lying GoSL say they captured and Liberated they actually Lost.

Actual 100% True Casualty figures reported by the LTTE are as Follows:
SLA Soldiers Dead : 150,054
Tanks Destroyed: 1340
Weapons seized from the SLA dead:

T-56 Machine Guns Recovered: 150,000,054
Helmets Recovered: 150,000,054
Rounds of Ammo recovered: 15,005,400
Grenades Recovered: 900,162
LTTE Dead: -16000
LTTE Wounded: 1 (One Cadre s Feeling were Hurt in the Battle)

This example of the sort of super successful Battles the LTTE will continue to have. We actually did not Lose anyone in this Battle, in fact the Operation was So SUCCESSFUL that 16000 LTTE Cadres who had died in earlier Battles came back to life after this one, That is how successful we are in this battle. He continued on to say. TamilNet was unable to verify whether this 'coming back to life' was due to Tamil Eelam Time Teleportation Technology or the inability of the Sri Lanka Army to fight.

We at TamilNet were not surprised at the Success of the LTTE, as we have always maintained that the LTTE cannot be Defeated and that the Hon V. Pirapaharan would eventually lead the LTTE onto victory. It is also being reported in GoSL propaganda sites that the SLA only lost a hundred or so soldiers and that they actually did advance into Eelam past the First Forward Defence Line and captured LTTE territory however we give no credibility to these Rumors and Stories when obviously we have the pictures and the Words of the LTTE to prove what We SMART TAMILS and our Super-Intelligent Diaspora already know to be true.

Mr. Illantharyian also Added that:
Also another show of how well the War is going for the LTTE, we just launched another Super-Successful LTTE air attack using our undetectable Stealth Planes which completed their Mission to Fly over Sri Lankan Territory and Drop bombs anywhere As was the case that maybe they did not destroy anything as has been the case in ALL their previous Air Attack Missions but it is the fact that we have an Air Force that has never been shot down which seems to be very Appealing to the Tamil Diaspora Youths who love to put pictures of these craft up on their bedroom walls next to Thalaivar s Photo and continue to Worship us as our Sole Representatives of the Tamil people.

Keep sending your Donations, even though the ENTIRE SLA Forces are Dead they still have an Air Force and a Navy which we aim to completely destroy in the upcoming months.

Pulikalin Thagam Thamil Eelath Thayagam.