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Sri Lanka Government prepared to rehabilitate LTTE cadres who surrender
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UK authorities released a statement saying that they require each applicant to pass a minimum standard of decency when applying for a Entry Visa,
however the particular applicant in question reeked so bad that 3 of the High commission staff who were within close proximity to Mr. Nedumoron were taken violently ill the next day and were hospitalized with an unknown condition that has caused them to throw up in convulsions and dynamite explosive diarrhea. One of the staff, a guard, Mr. Nigel Paddington, remains in critical condition.


We were first tipped off when we received the Application form from Mr. Nedumoron s secretary, it smelled of something foul to which we have never experienced before. The best way I can describe it was cat-vomit saut ed with stale urine. a distraught Visa Officer inside the High Commission commented.

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BinKunda
Good news. !!


BinKunda is competing with defence.lk and army.lk for the punnakku news!

Modayas will be thrilled by 'press freedom' in Sinhaliztan
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Something that we can never expect from a Hard Core Naaki Peelam bugger like you


why not Dr Sinthaka..ru applying your own standard on me..
why don't we both condemn at the same time..lolz..
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We were first tipped off when we received the Application form from Mr. Nedumoron s secretary, it smelled of something foul to which we have never experienced before. The best way I can describe it was cat-vomit saut ed with stale urine. a distraught Visa Officer inside the High Commission commented.


chennai guy are you familiar with this smell??.. you must be knowing and experienced about this right?? hikzzz
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In the MOST SHOCKING development ever TamilNet has learned that the LTTE and V. Pirapaharan have Surrendered to the GoSL and laid down their arms. The war is over and the LTTE are willing to offer a full apology for all the people they never killed (wink) and all the property they destroyed and the damage they caused


APRIL FOOL
Go to school
Tell your master that your a Bloody FOOL.lolz
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BinKunda is competing with defence.lk and army.lk for the punnakku news!


peelamaya its not defence punnaku.. its in tamilnet.. check ya own WADEI before your eat ... hikzzz

Modayas will be thrilled by 'press freedom' in Sinhaliztan


yeh we as sri lankans all thrilled about the liberation of wanni .. hak hak... from a 3rd grade school drop out .. hak hak
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BinKunda

Good news. !!


Looks like you feel for the april fools Joke too..lolz
How ru malli? am i invited for your wedding?
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Hikzz hakzz PUKZZZ
peelamaya its not defence punnaku.. its in tamilnet.. check ya own WADEI before your eat ... hikzzz


Looks like your the first FOOL..to fall for Tamilnet..lolz
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APRIL FOOL


is it berty? hikzzz you must be kidding .. a geriatric??
Go to school


did you berty?? hak hak///

Tell your master that your a Bloody FOOL.lolz


damn poor berty did they called you bloody fool?? hak hak no wonder you getting huffed and puffed in LNP... hak hak.. all the peelamists getting aggitated while eating punnaku.. hak hak// must be real DOPE .. skunk NO 1 ..hak hak
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 		LK Information  1 Apr 2008 09:41:25 GMT  Report for Abuse  

Yo Berty anna

Looks like you feel for the April fools Joke too..lolz
How ru malli? am i invited for your wedding?


ha ha . i thought VP has given it up !! seems its 1 of April

yeap. you are invited as soon as i know he he.

still have hope on tigress he he

hows things in HK ?
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