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Sri Lanka Army blocks 200 people, key officials, from entering Vanni at Oamanthai
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deborak
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Kural goiya

So finally did you manage to find the exact number of brain a man has ?


Eq is as follows!!:))

man + kural = no of brains!!(Kural is a constant)

Man = 1 Kural = 0

Therefore 1 + 0 = 1
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Kural

Why do they need the book of ISRAEL, when they have Mahawamsa ??


Mahawansa is abt peace & reconcilliation plus forgiveness!!

But Israel is abt shoot at sight! and with pleasure we decided to follow Israel book!!

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LK Information  21 Nov 2008 16:30:55 GMT  Report for Abuse  
A kind NGO person took him abroad and was given sanctuary in a circus first ,but later he escaped to freedom.:):)


Suspicious,... very suspicious,... Is it a kind German Genital-man ?
In that case, Kural must have got his colonoscopy done in his early ages,....
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Deborak pachchai kulanthai,

LOL. You better show your counting skills to the greatest scientist of Sri Lanka Mr Nobel Prize Nalin.


man + kural = no of brains!!(Kural is a constant)

Man = 1 Kural = 0

Therefore 1 + 0 = 1


LOL. From Eq no2 , I deduce that men have only ZERO brain :))
You are the greatest Mathematician. You deserve a Nobel Prize like Nalin. :))


Mahawansa is abt peace & reconcilliation plus forgiveness!!

LOL I didn't read the same one.
Edited By - KURAL - 21 Nov 2008 16:34:40 GMT
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Sccoby dooby tigerforce!!

According to the battlefield sources, troops of 8 Sinha Regiment (8 SR) have captured 3 LTTE bunkers and a battle trench located 9 Km West of Kilinochchi town around 9.45 AM. During the subsequent search, troops found two bodies of slain LTTE cadres and five T-56 riffles. Troops are continuing their march towards Kilinochchi, the sources added.


Any voluntary peelamist who could take charge of supllying two coffins!

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so upul
no truth in this story then

Lanka-e-News, November 21, 2008, 5.10 PM) Kurunegala district United National Party (UNP) MP Dayasiri Jayasekara says that over 250 soldiers have been killed in clashes at Muhamalai and Kilali yesterday (20).

The residential patients of Anuradhapura and Colombo hospitals were discharged yesterday to treat the influx of admissions and nobody is commenting on the situation. MP Jayasekara made these observations at a press briefing held in the official residence of the Opposition Leader today (21).

Forty eight bodies of the personnel killed in clashes had been brought to Kurunegala district last week, he said adding that he attended several funerals. He said that there were no calculations on the number of bodies brought to other districts. Pointing out that there are victories as well as defeats in war, he said that military authorities are not responding to the deaths. The MP said that wrong information goes in media as a result of not exposing the truth.
He said that the attacks by the LTTE toy aircrafts were
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Tiggy
no truth in this story then

Do you fantasize and jack off thinking about UNP parliamentarians?
deborak
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Kural the flshless skeleton,

LOL. From Eq no2 , I deduce that men have only ZERO brain :))


It means you are impotent since no sensing signals are generated from the brain!

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LK Information  21 Nov 2008 16:41:01 GMT  Report for Abuse  
Deborak,

All I can say is you need to return to kindergarten. Good luck.
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Kural the brainless monkey!!!

:)))

LOL I didn't read the same one.


You were not born in Sri Lanka!!!
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