Mr. Baks, per request:
If I Had Eelam - by VP
If I had my Eeelam,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd fiddle with my bum.
If I had some Eee-heee-laaaaaam.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I had a biddy biddy big,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle ee-hee-lam.
I'd dig a deep bunker with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the heart of Killinochchi town.
A fine dirt roof with real floors deep below.
There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for show.
I'd fill my yard with tigers and tigresses and donkeys
For the town to see and hear.
Hee-haw just as noisily as they can.
And each loud 'hee-haw' and 'roar' and 'growl' and 'hee-haw'
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say 'Here lives the King of Eelam.'
If I had some Eeelaaaaaaaaam,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd fiddle with my bum.
If I had some Eee-heee-laaaaaam.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I had a biddy biddy big,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle ee-hee-lam.
I see my Madivadini, looking like she's gained another size
With a proper triple-chin.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Screaming at the cadres, day and night.
The most important men in the world would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like a Solomon the Wise.
'If you please, Fat Thalayo..'
'Pardon me, Fat Thalayo ...'
Posing problems that would cross Mahinda's eyes!
And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong.
When you're VP, they think you really know!
If I had some Eeelaaaaaaaaam,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd fiddle with my bum.
If I had some Eee-heee-laaaaaam.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I had a biddy biddy big,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle ee-hee-lam.
Lord who made the lion and the tiger,
You decreed I should be what I am.
Would it spoil some vast eternal plan?
If I had some Eeeheeelaaaaam!
Edited By - tintin - 9 Oct 2008 18:02:42 GMT |