Elizabeth, Bush and Mahinda all died and went to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said: `I miss England, I would be pleased to phone
England and see how everybody is doing there` So she called
and talked for about 5 minutes. Then she said: `Well devil, how
much do I owe you?` The devil : `A million pounds` . `A
million pounds!!!????` and she made him a cheque and went to sit
back on her chair. Bush was so jealous, he starts screaming, `Me
too, I wanna phone the USA, I wanna see how everybody is doing too.
So He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: `Well ,
devil how much do I owe you?` The devil :`Two million dollars`. `Two
million dollars!!!!!!???` and he made him a cheque and went to sit
back on his chair. Mahinda was extremely jealous too. He starts
screaming and screaming `I also want to phone Srilanka! I want
to see how everybody is doing There too, I want to talk to the army,
ministers, I want to talk to everybody`. He called Srilanka and was
talking non stop - he talked for about twenty hours. Then he said:
`Well, devil, how much do I owe you?` The devil :
`Ten rupees.....only ten rupees.` Mahinda screamed `ONLY
TEN RUPEES??????`The devil says, `Well, from hell to hell, it`s a
local Call`.!!!