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President orders recruitment of 50,000 more youths to forces
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Berty
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19 Jun 2007 13:41:28 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Sweetlady aka Kusumban

even if you come as cross dresser, you can never change the way you talk..have a nice day..enjoy the summer weather or watch West indies cricket match..byee
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19 Jun 2007 13:42:54 GMT  Report for Abuse   
The Sri Lankan government has banned the resettlement of Tamil refugees in Sampoor and Muttur East in the Eastern district of Trincomalee following the designation of these areas as High Security Zones (HSZ) through a Presidential gazette notification. Defence spokesman Keheliya Rambukwella told Hindustan Times on Monday, that the civilian refugees from this area would not be allowed to go back to their homes and lands 'both for their own security and the security of vital establishments to come up there.'


Instead, use this opportunity shatter that bogus 'Tamil Homeland' concept by allocating the NE and to brave, patriotic soldiers and their families... FREE!

That 'kick' in the swollen heads of the Stupid WE Tamils should wake them up and see the reality... that Sri Lanka is 'homeland' for all ethnic communities... Every square inch of it.



Edited By - vinivida - 19 Jun 2007 13:47:36 GMT
JRJayawardena
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19 Jun 2007 13:43:16 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Berty,

I am moved and educated by your observations. This is also what i gathered when I had some occassions to deal with Chinese people. They also have an attitude towards their own Chinese, the HK Chinese thinks he's better than the other, but the other just backs down.

So your story further epitomises me.

I saw your dedication bro, that is very nice, seems its embedded though so we need the uRL to visit that.

JRJ
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19 Jun 2007 13:47:26 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Q: Did you hear that the Tamil Eelam Post Office has had to recall
their latest stamps.
A: They had pictures of Prabakaran on them. People couldn't figure out
which side to spit on.

Q: If you see a n LTTE terrorist on a bicycle, why should you never
swerve to hit him?
A: It could be your bicycle.

Q: What do LTTE terrorists and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Q: What's the difference between a dead LTTE terrorist on the road and
a dead dog on the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: You're trapped in a room with a leopard, a viper and an LTTE
terrorist . You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A: Shoot the LTTE terrorist - twice.

Q: What's the difference between Thamil Selvam and a 3 year old?
A: The 3 year old eventually stops whining.

Q. What do LTTE women and Lava Lamps have in common?
A: Interesting to look at but not very bright!!

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says
'Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up
everything inside them is numbered.'

The second surgeon says, 'Nah, librarians are the best everything inside
them is in alphabetical order.'
The third surgeon says,'Try electricians. Everything inside them is
colour-coded.'

The fourth one says, 'I prefer LTTE supporters. They're heartless,
spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable.'
Berty
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19 Jun 2007 13:47:45 GMT  Report for Abuse   
JRJ malli
I have posted a new dedication for you & your sweetie..
This is even better than before..lolz..go and enjoy it..
Berty
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19 Jun 2007 13:49:46 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Thiran
That was excellent...LMSAO

The fourth one says, 'I prefer LTTE supporters. They're heartless,
spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable.'


That was supposed to be Lawyers but nice!!


Edited By - Berty - 19 Jun 2007 13:51:21 GMT
vinivida
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19 Jun 2007 13:51:16 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Thiran...

Good stuff.

My favourite:

Q: You're trapped in a room with a leopard, a viper and an LTTE
terrorist . You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A: Shoot the LTTE terrorist - twice.
Jana
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19 Jun 2007 13:52:10 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Thiran

You need to grow up buddy.
Sweetlady
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19 Jun 2007 13:52:18 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Berty Anna,

I think you misunderstood me. I genuinly expressed my views, and this morning I saw you have said that your daughter was going on vacation. Please don't get confused. I being a female are little worried when children travel all alone. I care for our children.
Berty
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19 Jun 2007 13:53:06 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Q: You're trapped in a room with a leopard, a viper and an LTTE
terrorist . You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A: Shoot the LTTE terrorist - twice.


That was supposed to be a joke about SINDHI's but NICE

May be Vini's GF is a sindhi so i don't want to hurt her
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