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Bill Clinton
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16 May 2007 23:36:57 GMT Report for Abuse
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Why is Clinton so interested in the Middle East?
He thinks the Gaza Strip is a nightclub
Prosecutor: Was Monica Lying?
Clinton: No she was kneeling
Lol! I heard another one:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bill Clinton replied, 'I did...NOT...have...sexual relations with that chicken.' |
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16 May 2007 23:51:14 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hey Imperator, check this one out
Clinton dies and goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him 3 ways to spend eternity. He opens the first door and Bill sees Newt Gingrich hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill says 'oh no. That's not how I want to spend eternity...'
The Devil then shows him what is behind door #2. There is Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. Bill says, 'Nope. Not for me.'
The Devil then opens door #3. Behind it is Kenneth Starr, chained to the wall while having sex with Monica Lewinsky.
Bill says, 'Hmmm. Looks ok to me. I'll take it!'
The Devil then says 'Good..... Hey Monica, you've been replaced...'
:)))
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| Clinton IMHO was the best presi in the last 2 decades. sure enough he rode the world wide economic boom which helped every american and also managed to keep conflicts to a minimum unlike dubya who has infact made the world a whole lot dangerous. |
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Clinton IMHO was the best presi in the last 2 decades. sure enough he rode the world wide economic boom which helped every american and also managed to keep conflicts to a minimum unlike dubya who has infact made the world a whole lot dangerous.
agreed. Clinton is rated highly when it comes to opinion polls. did a brilliant job to get the US economy going and had more humanistic approaches to conflicts compared to Bush. |
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18 May 2007 13:29:20 GMT Report for Abuse
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Pharoah,
Clinton dies and goes straight to hell.
LOL yeah I've heard several variants of that one.
had more humanistic approaches to conflicts compared to Bush.
I saw in the Daily News a couple of years ago a report saying that he admitted to trying to kill Bin Laden, but for some reason it either didn't happen or didn't work.
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20 May 2007 23:41:31 GMT Report for Abuse
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Clinton was not a saint, but in comparison to Bush, he was no where near as much as a warmonger. Clinton did make a lot of admirable speeches before the Iraq war trying to highlight the possibilities of collateral damage, but many felt he could have done more. Regarding Osama Bin Laden, I dont think anyone can be blamed if they wanted to target him as he killed people from all round the world - Kenya, Yemen, US, etc |
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