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Chinese Humour
Sunday, 25 March 2007 - 11:47 PM SL Time

I enjoyed the third one.

It was brilliant :))

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JRJayawardena
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25 Mar 2007 17:50:25 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Machang Bongs,

All I can see is trees and houses, did you spot something else in between?

JRJ
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25 Mar 2007 17:54:52 GMT  Report for Abuse   
I am enjoying ALL of them..Brilliant!

Errmmmm what are they??
:(:(:(
ananda95
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25 Mar 2007 18:09:20 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Machang vihilu karanawada....
Bonggo
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25 Mar 2007 18:10:36 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Thava,

That was nasty!

Mark Living Son,

I will tell you soon :) Glad you enjoyed it.
Bonggo
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25 Mar 2007 18:12:24 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Ananda,

Humour kiynney vihiluvalataney machang :)
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25 Mar 2007 18:24:20 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Angy Bonna,
I enjoy anything and everything which comes my way!!

Gillenna yana minihata pidurugahak unath ethilu ellenna!!!
Bonggo
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25 Mar 2007 18:49:06 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Mark Living Son,

Let me help you out in understanding Chinese.

The Simplified Chinese Language...

For most of us, Chinese is a very difficult language to learn or understand. Hopefully, these simplifications will help you understand the Chinese language just a bit better!

Ai Bang Mai Ne - I bumped into the coffee table

Chin Tu Fat - You need a face lift

Dum Gai - A stupid person

Gun Pao Der - An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung - Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding - We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive

Kum Hia - Approach me

Lao Zi - Not very good

Lin Ching - An illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding - A great achievement of the American space program

Shai Gai - A bashful person

Tai Ne Bae Be - A premature infant

Tai Ne Po Ne - A small horse

Ten Ding Ba - Serving drinks to people

Wan Bum Lung - A person with breathing difficulty

Wa Shing Kah - Cleaning an automobile

Wai So Dim - Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai You Shao Ting -- There is no reason to raise your voice
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25 Mar 2007 19:16:43 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Good explantions shisya. i once saw something similar and when you shift it by 90 degrees its in english. I tried that but to no avail!
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25 Mar 2007 19:25:11 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Guru,

Don't worry, here is the exercise.

Just read the Chinese and the English meaning and repeat it until you get the meaning.

As simple as that :))
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25 Mar 2007 19:39:03 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Bonney,ML, TC,
I met a Chinku, who said he was the minister of Women's Affairs,....
His name was,

Leik wen choon....

I think he was telling the truth,.....
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