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whatreallyhap
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How 'bout a Beach Next to Mullative Sea?

Free Armed underaged 'beach boys' +
Free satellite communication (oooops, sorry no sat. comm.)+ free cement and bricks to build Hotel courtesy of TRO +
Free Life Jackets and Tents for camping out from UNICEF +
Free Swimming lessons for Guests by Suzy +
Free flying lessons on Tin cans by Charley +
Free military training for kids accompanying parents+

If guests misbehave they will be shot.

All this, if you can pledge your alliance to Sun Dog.


That is all included in the package.Boys, girls, wives, sisters and widows.( minus the ones being serviced by the Arabs.)

By the way dose the LTTE have hotels in the south?
These services are not available in the north.


Edited By - whatreallyhap - 26 Nov 2007 08:27:03
whatreallyhap
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Ml
Join the club. Ignorance is bliss when you are a hard core Eelamist!


Thank you.
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WhatReallyHappnedIfIDidn'tKnowaDamnThingAboutTimbuktu

Okay, forget about the Pettah Bus stand and the Mullative Beach Hotel

Its time for your Montessori classes.

Answer the following question...

Whats the similarity between SNOOP DOGG and SUN DOG?


Edited By - Sinthaka - 26 Nov 2007 08:29:09 GMT
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If Velu is allowed to live his dream, your kids will say the same about Killi and Mullaitivu. So we must not let that happen.


Don't worry my kids are a lot smarter than you.
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Yoo Hoo..WRH

WhatReallyHappnedIf IDidn'tKnowaDamnThingAboutTimbuktu

Okay, forget about the Pettah Bus stand and the Mullative Beach Hotel

Its time for your Montessori classes.

Answer the following question...

Whats the similarity between SNOOP DOGG and SUN DOG?

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Whats the similarity between SNOOP DOGG and SUN DOG?




Whats the similarity between SNOOP DOGG and Mahinder?
Both have their own bowls................ha ha ha
Mahinder has a bigger begging bowl.


Edited By - whatreallyhap - 26 Nov 2007 08:36:40
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Both are international celebraties


Wow! He's brainier than I thought.

Yes! one is an intentionally famed Rapper and the Other is an internationally wanted terrorist.

They are also RAP ARTISTS.

SUN DOG is a Real Asinine Peelamist (RAP) and SNOOP DOGG is a Rapper by profession.

So let's rock...




Edited By - Sinthaka - 26 Nov 2007 08:39:24 GMT
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Hey, WRH, no fair. You've edited your post :(

Well, will have to give you Zero marks for the Answer then.

You are a Hoadda (Bottom of Montessori Class)


Edited By - Sinthaka - 26 Nov 2007 08:42:12 GMT
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Thank God......you sure you are the father?


That I am sure. They all have my good looks . Just like me.

What about you.Do you know for sure the guy sleeping with you mother is your dad?
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Hey, WRH, no fair. You've edited your post :(


Everything is fair in LNP and war.

But I was referring to the cartoon Snoopy.

Edited By - whatreallyhap - 26 Nov 2007 08:43:55
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