|Mahinda's Logic for MBA:
Mahinda decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, his old friend Wimal came home.
Wimal: Mahinda How is your MBA preparation?
Mahinda: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Wimal: Logic is very easy.
Mahinda: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Wimal: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Wimal: Logically, there will be water in it.
Mahinda : YES.
Wimal: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Wimal: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Wimal: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Wimal: so, logically, your are married.
Wimal: So, that means You are a heterosexual.
Mahinda was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Mangala and he wanted to show his knowledge on Logic to him.
Mahinda : I want to show you my knowledge on Logic
Mangala : Ah.. how do you find it ?.
Mahinda: Oh, logic is easy.
Mangala : Please, give me an example.
Mahinda : Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Mangala : NO, I don't.
Mahinda: 'Ammata hudu!, you're HOMO!'
Edited By - Robins - 10 Nov 2007 17:18:30 GMT