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laughter the best medicine...!
Tuesday, 30 January 2007 - 12:11 AM SL Time | | |
a wonderful joke folks...to make things lighter...
One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, `You don`t get any breakfast until you do your chores.`
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A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig.
When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. `Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?` asks the little boy. His mother replies, `I saw you kick the cow, so you don`t get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don`t get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don`t get any bacon!`
Just as she finishes saying this, the boy`s father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, `Do you want to tell him, or should I?` |
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