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 11 Aug 2006 11:22:36 GMT Report for Abuse
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Karuna: May I speak to LTTE Supremo Prahbakaran.
Man 1: Hold On. Who is speaking?
Karuna: Please tell him Mr. Karuna from Colombo.
After few minutes.................
Prabaha: Manakam, Helloooooooo, Appudi. Yes, what do you want?
Karuna: Are you still in the bunker? Look at me, Mahinda and the boys gave me space for a office in Colombo. I have a vacancy for you.
Prabaha: What is the vacancy Thambi?
Karuna: I am looking for someone to wash my backside.
Prabaha: I will do anything, please take me out of this Rat hole. My wife and kids are London. I am running out of Virgins. I have had enough of this rat hole. Please thambi
come and save me. Please Please Please thambi.
Karuna: Ok Ok frist come and wash my back. Stop crying now.
Edited By - laliths - 11 Aug 2006 11:55:21 GMT |
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 11 Aug 2006 11:24:03 GMT Report for Abuse
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it is some monks and JVP using karunas name and opend the office
It is another classic joke by Ajahn who cannot swallow the bitter pill when Bunker rat rots in his bunker.
Karuna is doing pretty well with the backing of Douglas D, there should not be a worry for them. I hope the tamils who support their movement through Karuna/DD's democratic political stream get their grievances heard.
This shows that how tolerant the Sinhalese are in comparison to extremist tamils in the NE. The Sinhalese have let these guys a place to do their work.
Would any of the Sinhalese Parties be able to carry out their political works without any obstruction from the Bunker Rats? Only Ajahn and Pro-Ltters can answer this? |
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11 Aug 2006 11:27:58 GMT Report for Abuse
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Lalith,
How are you brother?
That was a real classic :) Enjoyed to the top.
You have hit the nail right on the spot. Shows how we Sinhalese give into tamils and how they are benefitted from our good qualities.
Btw, much better and a higher quality version than those of Sri's scripts. I wonder what Sri has in his stock this time. |
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11 Aug 2006 11:30:35 GMT Report for Abuse
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| I would give anything to listen to the nuisance call that come to Karuna's office. Oh I feel sorry for the receptionist there. She must be taking lot of abuse from Killinochi. |
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11 Aug 2006 11:36:10 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bystander,
Kamani,
Do you see the goons?
I can see a shivering Bunker rat in his rat hole as Lalith pointed out and am sure Bunker rat has got his work cut out.
Any plans to destroy Karuna's office as Bunker rats are very capable of doing those heinous acts? |
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11 Aug 2006 11:38:23 GMT Report for Abuse
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Lalith,
Oh I feel sorry for the receptionist there.
I wish the receptionist is not a girl or else the Bunker rat will seduce her over the phone to run and blow herself up, hope Karuna uses his brains and leave poor girls away from that job. |
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11 Aug 2006 11:52:58 GMT Report for Abuse
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| Karuna in the Capital - Prabha in the Jungle ! |
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11 Aug 2006 11:53:04 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hi Kamani,
Good Morning. I an beginning to love this muck. It is better than the morning cup of Tea. I go tizzy without it now.
Is London back to Normal.? Hope none of your family or friends got affected. A Friend of mine came here from Nairobi, Kenya and the poor guys expensive colognes and toiletries were confiscated and guy landed here 5 hours late with a sever case of bad breath. That was a bad experience for him.
He is still snoozing.
You guys be alert there. With this Lebanon crisis the extremist is looking for places to attack. No where Nobody is safe these days. |
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11 Aug 2006 12:04:35 GMT Report for Abuse
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Tamil Muslim riots in Colombo.
About nine Tamil shops located in Armour Street in Colombo city were attacked by a group of Muslims during a demonstration held after Jumma prayers condemning the attack on Muslims in Muthur Friday at around 1.35 p.m., police sources in Colombo said. Krishna Vilas and Vaani Vilas, two prominent restaurants were heavily damaged in the attack,
Man, these guys are getting sandwiched from both side and they deserve it. 'Illan Kanawa'. |
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11 Aug 2006 12:11:22 GMT Report for Abuse
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Lalith,
Good afternoon from here and many thanks for the concern about the airport incident. Its getting little normal, and thankfully none of my friends has been afftected.
U c we need to eliminate this terror scum or else they will continue to hack on us. I am fed up with those goons appeasing terroism in the name of freedom fighting.
In London all those of with our colour get more and more hassle now just because v r asians. Thankfully I don't wear that 'Holman Anduma' covered from top to bottom.
These idiots continuously causing more rifts with the west and the losers will be us.
I think our problem of eliminating this Bunker rat should be dealt sooner than waiting to make happiness for those so-called white IC. There is nothing we are going to loose if we just bomb the trash out of this rat hole sooner than later. |
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