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Bonggo
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 20 Jun 2006 19:10:27 GMT Report for Abuse
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Guru,
No doubt it has been Recorded in a stone inscription. The good Dr. will be by your side whenever you need treatment.
At half time glucose coated lime slices will be provided to quench guru's thirst.
Official Ashram massuess has been summoned and will be waiting at the dressing room from half time onwards. I suggest that guru pretend an injury before half time.
These some of the benefits for playing alongside Dr. A. Kai.
Radaw, go cheerleader go ... ambarook sevanelley ...
Hey Captain, flick that ball to me. Let me slide it through to the goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal. |
Bonggo
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 21 Jun 2006 05:00:03 GMT Report for Abuse
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Good morning folks,
For Surd Lovers: try Laloo. He is good too.
Laloo's Son Marriage
Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son.
Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : 'I want to choose my own bride'.
Laloo : 'But the girl is Ambani's daughter.'
Son : 'Well, in that case...... Yes'
Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani
Laloo : 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Ambani : 'But my daughter is too young to marry.'
Laloo : 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Ambani : 'Ah, in that case.....Yes'
Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Laloo : 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President :'But I already have more vice-presidents than I need.'
Laloo : 'But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law.'
President : 'Ah, in that case.......Yes.'
This is how business is done! |
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 21 Jun 2006 07:50:50 GMT Report for Abuse
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For the guys and gals who like airlines:
A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Jet Airlines from
Mumbai to Delhi. The son (who had been looking out the window turned
to his mother and asked, 'If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby
cats, why don't planes have baby planes?'
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the
flight attendant. So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, 'If
dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?'
The flight attendant responded, 'Did your mother tell you to ask me that?'
The little boy admitted that she did.
'Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Jet airways always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you.'
Edited By - Kulakottan - 21 Jun 2006 07:51:58 GMT |
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 21 Jun 2006 08:58:55 GMT Report for Abuse
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One day former president NEHRU went to a mental hospital IN NEW DELHI to see the condition of the hospital.
Doctors of that hospital was boasting about their treatments and said many were cured after successful treatments. Finally they visited the garden of the hospital. There men were gardening, among them a nicely dressed man was watering to the flowers. One of the doctor told him that this person is completely healed,they said 'Mr president you ask him some questions'
President Nehru : Do you know me?
The cured person : No I don't.
President Nehru: Don't you know me? I am the President of India. whole world knows that I am the president of India.
the cured person replied : Before coming here to this hospital, I was saying the same that I was the president of India. So if you stay here some months , you will be healed.
President Nehru: ???????
Mr.President confused. |
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 21 Jun 2006 10:19:05 GMT Report for Abuse
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HOTEL KERALA-FONIA - by The Yeagles
On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself
I don't like the look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering 'No power today'
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
It's infested here
It's infested here
His finger's stuck up his nostril
He's got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that's just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada
Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room's full of mice
He said,
Don't worry, saar,I sending you
meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray
Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
It is no surprise
It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies
The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he said
We are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But we just can't cut that beef
Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sure
Relax, said the watchman
This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down
God's Own Country? Oh, Hell! |
DrAkai
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 21 Jun 2006 10:51:39 GMT Report for Abuse
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Dear Captain,
Profound apologies for not turning up frequently on practise sessions, I know you have the authority to take decisions and before considering any actions do take my personal matters to your consideration. My lady was not very well for the past few days and I had to fit into her boots to finish things as you would expect.
Now then I am happy to attend frequently hereon. As in your new style of pairing up in match play (which I'm not sure the functionality)I guess my good mate Tck is to come out little more committed in front of the FEMALE players. |
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21 Jun 2006 13:01:04 GMT Report for Abuse
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Naleen,
You seems to have been baptized with a new name in another thread.
Someone seems to have used a false logic to give you that name. I can only laugh and nice to be on the same side.
Enjoy the fun....
Kula
Edited By - Kulakottan - 21 Jun 2006 13:02:57 GMT |
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21 Jun 2006 13:07:46 GMT Report for Abuse
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Dear Uncle Kula,
As we Sri Lankans respect elderly being the captain of the side I have decided to drop any penalty for your demands. So you 10% match fees is null and void. This is a special favour and please refrain from commenting on that otherwise I have to have peace talks with the board meeting :)
yours sincerely
the captain of the team |
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