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Bonggo
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 20 Jun 2006 04:34:15 GMT Report for Abuse
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Good morning all!
Capt Kamani,
I agree wiht the pairing and will not let anyone to take it away.
What about the goal keeper? Let us include Fairplay for that. Practice sessions have been great. Palyers are confident and teamwork has been superb. What more can we ask for?
I suggest that 10% of Kula's match fee is retained for showing dissent openly without referring his grievances to the committee. |
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20 Jun 2006 04:49:30 GMT Report for Abuse
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Friends, Roman and Sardar lovers. Here's few more for the road:
Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father.
'Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half
the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?'
'No son, that's because you are intelligent. '
Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question,
'Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from
1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Sardar ??'
'No son, that's because you are intelligent,' replies his father.
Happy with the answer, Bantu poses another question to his father,
'Dad,today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was atleast twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??'
The father replies, 'No son, that's because you are 31 years old.
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Santa is big hunter. Once he went to a zoo. At that time a big tiger escaped from its cage. The zoo officials sent everyone out of the zoo and closed the main gate. Now the tiger is inside the zoo but wandering freely.
Zoo people requested sardar to go inside and trap the tiger in a cage. Scared but to avoid insult he went into the zoo in his jeep carrying a big gun. While driving on one of the zoo's roads, he noticed that the tiger is chasing him.
Feeling scared he drove the jeep fast but only to observe that the tiger is very near to the jeep. At that time the road separated into two paths ahead, one to the left and other to the right.
Then cleverly Santa put the left indicator on and turned the jeep to the road on right. The tiger runs into the left path. With a sigh of relief, he drove forward. After some time the roads meet and the same situation arises again.
once more the road divides into two and this time our sardar is smart enough to put the right indicator on and turned to left. This time the tiger goes into the road on right side. After some time the roads meet again to our sardar's misfortune and the tiger starts to chase him again.
This time the road never divides and our sardar thought the tiger would catch him. Then a brilliant idea struck his mind. He slows down his jeep taking it to the left corner of the road. Then he held his hand outside and a gives signal which is given for vehicles which want to overtake. The tiger this time overtakes his jeep and runs forward.
Result - There are Santa Communities in Tigers too
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Santa Singh applied for an engineering position at DEMAN CONSTRUCTION
office in Amritsar. Reddy from Chennai applied for the same job and both
applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by theDepartment manager Mr. Arvin Singh. Upon completion of the test, the results showed that both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Santa and said, 'Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to Reddy'.
Santa And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct. This being
Punjab I should get the job!'
Manager 'We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one question that you got wrong.
'Santa 'And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?'
Manager 'Simple, for the question that both of you got wrong, Reddy put
down 'I don't know' as the answer. And you wrote 'Neither do I'!'
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Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights.
Santa was also experiencing the same every time. he tries to sleep,one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound 'guooonn, guooonn.'
He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge.
Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says 'so ja machchar, bete so ja'.
After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says 'Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn.'
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 20 Jun 2006 05:15:35 GMT Report for Abuse
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This is totally unfair!!
Anyway I accept the verdict.
You can retain the 10% if and when the bonus is paid!! |
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20 Jun 2006 07:29:51 GMT Report for Abuse
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Kulakottan you are great, you have shown your commitment and obedience.
Now Guru will promote you to the rank of Chief Ashram Coordinator, which carriers the title 'Order of the Himalayas.'
Fellow Ashramites:
In this gathering of wits, intelligence & beauty, I must say that we have come on a long journey. There are sign of unity in diversity amidst minor hiccups, which has to be accepted in all human relationships.
We are all fallible, prone to do mistakes and have divergent views. They should not be regarded as weaknesses, rather they are our strength. They help us to keep together and be inter-dependent. It takes different types of material to put up a building. Similarly if our different opinions, views, attiudes, behaviour etc etc put are utilised for the benefit of the community we will be able to build a strong community, just like the building. More importantly, the foundation should be strong.
Om Shanthi Shanthi |
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 20 Jun 2006 09:02:37 GMT Report for Abuse
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Cow, ant & a Donkey are debating on who is the greatest among three of
So here it goes..................
Cow : I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest.
Ant : I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the Greatest.
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Hello - Why are you scrolling down ???
It's your turn now--- please speak up.........!! :) |
radaw
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 20 Jun 2006 09:05:01 GMT Report for Abuse
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.Ahhhh. too late bonngo beat me to the 900 th post. Bonngo bonngo bongo...
Recently I had a chance to listen to Priyantha Fernando, Son of great C.T. Fernando.
A matured lady who sat next to me confirmed me that he has C.T.'s voice. I agree.
Here we go.
Amba ruk sewanelle...Me ran onchille...
Pem gee gayamin padinata enne ma sura siyumeliye?
Udarata thaleta osariya edala
Muthu depotak bendala
Kan aga ran thoduwa lelawala
Sarasawi kumari wage
Surathal sonduri ma aga regini
Oba mage sudu sukumalii
Ambaruk sewanelle...
Listen : http://www.infolanka.com/miyuru_gee/
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Kulakottan
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20 Jun 2006 09:10:04 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bonggo Swamiji,
Ungal Siththam en Packiyam!!!
( Rough Traslation: Your words my deeds)
Kula O.H. |
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20 Jun 2006 10:04:22 GMT Report for Abuse
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Ha ha radaw radaw, you might have been disappointed. Were you waiting for the ambush? never minds go for the 1000, there will be plenty who would want to do that. I guess that day will be on the 30th, God willing.
Kula: a gentle tap on the head and a pat on the back from Guru.
Our openers have done well so far. It is 18/0 after 4 overs.
Love
Gaja Lakshmi Paramasivam from Australia
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20 Jun 2006 10:39:48 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bonggo,
I laughed my guts out when I read your sign off!!!
Hope you won't get a spiritual dressing down!! |
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20 Jun 2006 11:12:35 GMT Report for Abuse
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Kula,
If it is from Gaja Anni I do not mind.
Tell her we love her very much :) |
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