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ananda95
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 19 Jun 2006 09:36:05 GMT Report for Abuse
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Test for Dementia
B elow are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . Okay?
Let's
find out just how clever you really are....
Ready?
First
Question:
Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, Okay ?
Second Question:
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Third Question:
V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.
Take
1000
and add 40
to it. Now add another 1000
.
Now add 30 .
Add another 1000 .
Now add 20 ..
Now add another 1000.
Now
add 10 .
What is the total?
Today
is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last
question right.......Maybe.
Fourth
Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Okay,
now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating
the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the
shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Next,
a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how
does HE indicate what he
wants?
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ananda95
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19 Jun 2006 09:40:57 GMT Report for Abuse
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Answer:
If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Answer:
If
you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell
me, how can you overtake the LAST
Person?
You're
not very good at this, are
you?
Did
you get 5000 ?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a
calculator!
Did
you Answer Nunu?
NO!
Of
course it isn't. Her name is
Mary.
Read the question again!
He
just has to open his mouth and ask...It's really very simple.... Like
you! |
Bonggo
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 19 Jun 2006 12:04:14 GMT Report for Abuse
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Respected Captain: I can only be the acting captain. I can never fit in to your shoes. I will give my best but please come back soon. The members missed you very badly. By the way, what an excellent news report!
Radaw: Dont be apprehended by anything macha, say anything. The onlything is that we use this thread to be jolly, a stress reliever and what not. If we want to fight there are more than enough threads.
The amazing thing in this thread is that Lula and Ruwani got together. Tamilcankun and Kamani got along well. It shows that only if we can drop our prejudices we can go a long long way.
We missed your cheering squad badly.
Ananda: it was a good one although I have read it before. Thanx for the post mate and please drop in regularly to pay homage to the Guru and learn from his wisdom. |
prince
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 19 Jun 2006 15:27:33 GMT Report for Abuse
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BELATED FATHERS DAY WISHES ....
TO DAD
I'm sending this note especially for you dad
because you're the the best dad I could have had
thanks for teaching me right from wrong
and what it really means tobe strong
You taught me it's all right to make a mistake
and always be honest & never fake
You taught me to value life
& THAT HARSH WORDS LEAD TO STRIFE
Thx for all the sacrifices you made for me
& for teaching me loves the key
& that it is something I should do everyday.
Iam grateful for all you did to encourage me
without your help, I dont know where, I would be
' THANKS DAD ' |
tamilcanuck
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 19 Jun 2006 15:36:29 GMT Report for Abuse
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Wow the capt slipped and I didnt notice it standing closeby. what was distracting me.
he has been courting throughout the conference
yes the GURU is always looking for opportunities to court.
maybe this is a silly point but i thought Ruwani was the WK
who can catch even on a rebound! |
ananda95
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19 Jun 2006 18:01:07 GMT Report for Abuse
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| I think Argentina has a good chance of winning the world cup. So far they were the best team in many aspects. |
Kamani
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 19 Jun 2006 20:07:42 GMT Report for Abuse
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Dear Players,
According to the performance of the LNP football team the board meeting has discussed to pair up each player with another on the performance and here how they have been lined up.
Bonggo and Kamani
Mimslanka and Prince
TC and Dr Akai
Ruwani and Shanika
Kula and Ananda
Fairplay has not been available to contact recently.
Any comments for or against above pairing can be sent to the Chief of the selectors to discuss further. The idea of pairing up is to improve the quality and standard of playing and understanding our commitment to become a greater football team following our sister cricket team.
Please players we need more dedication and improvement to go forward against Brazilians. Furthe suggestions on improving are very welcome indeed.
yours truly |
tamilcanuck
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19 Jun 2006 20:27:13 GMT Report for Abuse
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Any comments for or against above pairing can be sent to the Chief of the selectors to discuss further.
damn right.
Nothing against the good Doctor but i must raise a red flag! |
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 20 Jun 2006 02:45:34 GMT Report for Abuse
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Kamani the board member,
I demand some serious feed back as to how the selection was made and pairing done.
I will not play in the next match if my bonus, either in cash or kind is not paid imediately.
Kula |
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20 Jun 2006 02:47:58 GMT Report for Abuse
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Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the
only thing in life!!
--Anonymous
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed.. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish! Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
--Sam Kinison
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your
wife will give you for free.
--Anonymous
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She
said,'Somewhere I have never been!'
I told her, 'How about the kitchen?'
--Anonymous
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, 'Am I too late for the
garbage?'
Following her down the street I yelled, 'No, jump in.'
--Anonymous
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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married.
He says 'the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.....'
--Anonymous
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the
frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
--Anonymous
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and
started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another
man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound
intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did you have to die? Why did you have
to die?'
The first man approached him and said, 'Sir, I don't wish to interfere
with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than
I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A
parent?'The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied 'My
wife's first husband.'
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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she
leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was
stunned for a while but then smiled ' It really works ! |
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