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groovygirl
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 4 Oct 2007 02:09:22 GMT Report for Abuse
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Allo,
ha..haa haaa...You have me in stitches :)
It's sort of battle of the sexes,
LOL..The last deadly orgasm.
Now, would you believe if I tell you I've never been unfaithful?
Darling..I bet you are faithful like an altar boy..! you are terrified of the dog house!
Been reading too much Anaïs Nin, lately
which one? Diary of Anais Nin? I only read Henry & June, and Diary of Venus!
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tamilcanuck
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 14 Oct 2007 20:59:33 GMT Report for Abuse
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| Now that ramadan is over lets resurrect this thread! |
MarkLevinson
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 14 Oct 2007 22:15:33 GMT Report for Abuse
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Sorry Cricket (Lovers)!!!
South Africa (24) 37
Tries: Du Preez, Habana 2, Rossouw
Cons: Montgomery 4
Pens: Montgomery 3
Argentina (6) 13
Tries: M Contepomi
Cons: F Contepomi
Pens: F Contepomi 2
England will face a World Cup final reunion with their pool conquerors South Africa after the Springboks ended Argentina's glorious run in the semis. |
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 9 Nov 2007 09:52:42 GMT Report for Abuse
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Why Men Are Just Happier People
You wax your car, not your body.
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5,000. Tux rental -- $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood -- all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $5.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 45 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
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pluto100
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 9 Nov 2007 16:01:29 GMT Report for Abuse
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Why Men Are Just Happier People
You miserable lot!
If women aren't around on this planet start pampering your right/left hand.
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9 Nov 2007 21:36:30 GMT Report for Abuse
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If women aren't around on this planet start pampering your right/left hand
LOL..LOL..good one plutes!!! |
Piyal
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9 Nov 2007 22:18:07 GMT Report for Abuse
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If women aren't around on this planet start pampering your right/left hand
LOL..LOL..good one plutes!
This is one reason that men seek the woman's hand in marriage,...
They are tired of using their own,.... |
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 10 Nov 2007 04:43:59 GMT Report for Abuse
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After one month this thread was revived. Thanks to All Four.
Sri Lanka needs 200 more runs to avoid follow-on. |
pluto100
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10 Nov 2007 15:57:54 GMT Report for Abuse
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This is one reason that men seek the woman's hand in marriage,...
Yeah, we do understand that after sometime using ones hand makes it quite tiring. Therefore, you need assistance.
What I mean is in cooking, washing and other domestic chores. |
groovygirl
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10 Nov 2007 16:24:59 GMT Report for Abuse
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Why Women Are Happier Than Men
* ...Aren't forced to compensate for their fathers' lack of childhood sports skills every Saturday morning throughout their formative years.
* ...Can sit and read every time they go to the bathroom.
* ...Can spend time alone with Catholic priests, Boy Scout leaders, and Baptist Youth ministers without feeling sexually threatened
* ...Don't worry about going bald
* ...Never have to rearrange their testicles while wearing tight pants
* ...Never get their sex organs caught in their zippers while drunk
* ...Don't have to constantly answer 'What are you gonna be when you grow up?' shortly after their third birthday.
* ...Don't have to run a super-sharp piece of metal over their facial epidermal layer each and every morning of their adult lives.
* ...Can bludgeon someone to death with a baseball bat and then get off scot-free by claiming a 'hormonal imbalance'
* ...can tell their doctors anything
* ...Can simulate a perfect, entire sex act with nothing more than ten idle minutes and a zucchini.
Oh, and the best one of all:
* ...MULTIPLE ORGASMS
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I'm sure there are more, but the day is young and the coffee is cold.
Edited By - groovygirl - 10 Nov 2007 16:40:02 GMT |
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