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groovygirl
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 5 Jul 2007 14:58:59 GMT Report for Abuse
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'm Penn's long lost neighbour trying to catch his breath!
LOL..you have me on stiches here darling!
closely knit as the Lankans????
I heard that in LA there are two rivalry buddhist temples! |
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5 Jul 2007 15:12:52 GMT Report for Abuse
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I heard that in LA there are two rivalry buddhist temples!
are they sri lankans?
does anyone knows what is going on NJ, they do have two sl buddhist temples and I heard one runs without a monk... |
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5 Jul 2007 15:19:19 GMT Report for Abuse
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[are they sri lankans? ]
I guess so,
[NJ]
No Idea, I know one in NY, Queens @ kew gardens the head monk is really sweet! |
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5 Jul 2007 15:31:44 GMT Report for Abuse
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My longest love thread with a long lost neighbor couldn't ask for more!!
What were you thinking? You have a dirty mind.
What do you expect me to think when ,it's posted by you!
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 5 Jul 2007 18:06:45 GMT Report for Abuse
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HGB and fellow folks,
This is something I got from an email.
A man married a lady traffic police.
friend: how was your first night?
Man: she charged me $100 from me for speeding, $200 for wrong side entry & $500 for no helmet.
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 8 Jul 2007 00:31:50 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bongs,
I got these the other day,
Kids are quick ..
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher. |
groovygirl
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8 Jul 2007 03:00:19 GMT Report for Abuse
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Ai ai captain
Nice jokes, I think bongsy is out of town, got it!..boss!
gg |
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Hey Groove,
What's this captain and boss business? Aint wanna be no ones' boss gal. Me happy as I am Jane.
Saw the photo. Why the cap, sunnies, pants and top? All covered up. I believe you haven't seen the ones ole' Penn published before you joined. She was much more daring! Hope, you gals dare each other to drop a piece each time, a game of LNP strip poker!
So ole' Bongs is out of town eh? |
groovygirl
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8 Jul 2007 13:31:50 GMT Report for Abuse
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No boss no fuss :)
Me happy as I am Jane.
I am Jane
My eyes are blue
I am Jane
and who are you ?
I am Jane
And when i sing
I am Jane
Like anything
Strip porker - yup that's the plan, got to check with hefner though!
gg
Edited By - groovygirl - 8 Jul 2007 13:59:56 GMT |
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Hey Groove,
Wonder if you had peroxided hair when working for Leaman Bros!
Anyway, these guys and females with peroxided hair and boxtox cheeks will be in full bellow, twisting their hips and swaying like snakes, hypnotically chanting, 'buy, buy, BUYYYYY.' And the very rich who know exactly what is going on (I am assuming they are as smart as I supposedly am) are needing Exlax due to constipation from stress as they try to unload all the stuff that will be worthless in a year.
Not a bad read,
http://www.ldusa.com/roger/doug_nolan.htm
I am Jane
and who are you ?
You Jane, me Tarzan. LNP jungle?
Penn == Dr Livingston, I presume. |
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