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Kamani
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 8 Jun 2006 21:16:06 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bonggo Aiya,
no my dear you guys will be well comforted by men too
But men are mostly hot tempered and lose their cool when things go wrong for them. May be you r not :) |
shanika
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 9 Jun 2006 09:07:40 GMT Report for Abuse
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Fellow team mates/ guruji and shisyajis/cheer leaders/journalists/spa makers/man handelrs and Spouses ,
Our selector has deemed that Kamani be included in the team, good idea. So welcome aboard Kamani ! You will replace our senior player Fairplayer.I hope you do him proud.
however, at the moment, we do not have a place for our Bihari friend Aganthukaya. So let's keep him stand by. and anyway we need to see whether he becomes a 'nevasika'. Otherwise, we would have to dispatch one of Mahaguruji's ardent Followers to Uttar Pradesh in search of the guy. Of course it will be just a hop away from the Himalayas to UP, but still I will need to consult Mahaguruji to see whether such manpower is available at the moment, Sp. since a few of his followers are embroiled in a court and hospital case these days.
Respectable Bonggoji's heart felt plea yesterday to everyone concerned to abide by team and moral ethics is appreciated. You are a good man. However, Prince also has a valid point. To minimize conspiracies among players and maximize feelings of brotherhood and sisterhood (yes guys, sometimes we have to step aside from doing things sri lankan style) i strongly suggest a truth and reconciliation committee. Hon. Tigress19 of Alli Rani fame (whose currently MIA, but hopefully will turn up since she has been conferred the hon. position) shall head this committee along with the most Hon. and responsible Naleen of Motta Rala fame. Suresh of course, can keep minutes.
so Prince, radaw, et al, please present your woes in front of this committee. A generous supply of tissue paper will be made available. Please keep in mind that the Truth and nothing but the truth is what we need . Confidentiality guaranteed. No Paparazzi is permitted. and those who strike deals with the media, shall be sent to the ashram to observe a vow of celibacy for one month.Even if Mahaguruji practices a rather 'open' approach, Maharani and Alli Rani shall make sure that the offenders get their due punishment.
In the meanwhile, Maha guruji's policy for his ashramites 'no touching and only looking' shall be extended to be implemented with immediate effect among the cricket team mates as well. and hopefully this will reduce the need for a second committee as time and energy for conspiracies and complaints will be minimalized.
The captian sincerely hopes that the girls in the team shall get a good deal out of this policy as much as the men !!
Edited By - shanika - 9 Jun 2006 09:46:01 GMT |
Kamani
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9 Jun 2006 11:52:31 GMT Report for Abuse
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Shanika,
Thanks for including me in the team and I am sure I will show my skills or at least try. Being a captain I think you have the duty to look after and maintain the girl power in the team or else the boy will be boys all the time and will not give us a chance. |
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 9 Jun 2006 12:41:08 GMT Report for Abuse
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Suresh of course, can keep minutes.
I have noticed lately that you have been using the word 'Thomian' way too frequently. I also noticed that you were literally stunned when I said my husband was very good looking. Now you have dragged him onto a topic (without my presence) where he doesn't belong.
I think I know where you are heading. |
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 9 Jun 2006 14:58:14 GMT Report for Abuse
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Madam Captian,
The Maha guruji and shisyajis will never regret in appointing you as our captian, you are the best we can ever have.
BTW, the Maha guruji is interested in having some Deva daasis in the temple/ashram and the permission to have some kind of intoxicating drinks. Does it fall into the moral ethics of the ashram? |
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9 Jun 2006 15:05:05 GMT Report for Abuse
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Guruji likes to see a very happy asharam.
and hopefully this will reduce the need for a second committee as time
capt cricket isnt this a fundamental righ of a lankan. forming comittees.
can you provide a status update on Alli rani joining. the other peradeniya grad (i tell you the standard has REALLY gone sky high!) isnt coming aboard!
I also noticed that you were literally stunned
are you using telepathy to find out these details. hope it doesnt travel as far as canada. otherwise i'll be in a Sh** load of trouble!!
boys all the time and will not give us a chance.
it allways the girls who dont give us a chance. there is not a single boy around who has refused a chance unless he is that kind of a boy!
Shisya nee engey maganey! i have noticed a particular day you go missing!! |
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 9 Jun 2006 16:40:56 GMT Report for Abuse
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Capithan, my thx to you again. I knew I could count on you. Please keep me updated as to when the truth committee is sitting & I will reveal everything I know. In the meantime I hope there wont be any threats to our lives.
TCK, I too wonder why your shisyan goes missing on certain days ?? |
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9 Jun 2006 17:26:46 GMT Report for Abuse
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Guru,
Your observation is quite good. On fridays I retreat for deeper meditation away from earthly mundane (loukika) affairs and for a deserving break. Here I am now, at your lotus feet.
Captain Cool,
You have made us proud of our decision to make you our respected captain. Even the Guru has accepted to abide by the terms and conditions stipulated by you. Need I say more? You are awesome.
Prince,
If you reveal everything you know its ok but pleae do not reveal anything you have.
Ruwani,
Please express your grievance at the truth and manifestation committee, headed by the Alli Rani in absentia. Your grievance will be redressed and justie dispersed. |
tamilcanuck
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9 Jun 2006 19:19:29 GMT Report for Abuse
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How womens role has changed in the last 50 yrs.
the goos wifes guide!!
http://tinyurl.com/qwg7d
try this once you sleep on the couch.
try this twice youre without a house!
Edited By - tamilcanuck - 9 Jun 2006 19:20:18 GMT |
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9 Jun 2006 19:33:13 GMT Report for Abuse
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| Guru that site is out of bound for me. Since this is the weekend most ashramites are taking arest i think. |
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