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penn
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  10 May 2007 19:05:25 GMT  Report for Abuse   
If you connected with the person by physically, spiritually, and intellectually, the body language won't be necessary


cha cha, I was talking like when you get mad your body will speak no need for a conversation better know and give the space.You are complicating my thinking :-).
Maitreya
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  10 May 2007 20:44:26 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Bhairav, Penn, GG, May be Thilagam anna,
If you connected with the person by physically, spiritually, and intellectually, the body language won't be necessary. You will almost experience an ultimate orgasms with the partner. Chemistry of bond is not solely depends on the sex, so you guys will enjoy whatever you do together. If you have any of those three short comings, you will be bored in long run.


You guys should watch a new movie by Sarah Polly called ' Away from Her'

Marriage in a long run.
penn
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  10 May 2007 21:14:34 GMT  Report for Abuse   
so you can't blame me for wrong interpretation


Lol....at least you proved you are a 'Man'

Maiterya


I heard lot about this movie got to do with AD, between love and memory will watch thanks for the reminder.
MarkLevinson
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  10 May 2007 22:48:50 GMT  Report for Abuse   
if you don't master that, u'll be sleeping in the dog house :)))


Here we are:):):)
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  11 May 2007 02:13:38 GMT  Report for Abuse   
hi guys hows the cricket going?
Edited By - SWRD - 11 May 2007 02:18:15 GMT
penn
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  11 May 2007 21:08:12 GMT  Report for Abuse   
This joke was not invented by me, Ladies dont kill me!
I am only a messenger!


lol.. of course not nice one.
groovygirl
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  12 May 2007 12:44:06 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Thilagam:

lol...thanks for being impartial :))

A friend e-mailed me these jokes, thought I'll share them w/u...:)

How do you confuse a man??
You don't have to - they are born that way

Why are men like strawberries?
bcos they take long time to mature and by the time they do most are rotten

Penn:
Happy Mother's day :)

gg
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  13 May 2007 22:11:22 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Happy Mothers day.

lads dont worry, pat yourself on the back for a job well done for performing under pressure or for pleasure. either way by our elevation weve managed to elevate the ladies to be mothers!!

thilagam anna,

the what men mean post was excellent. So true if i may say so!
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  14 May 2007 05:07:16 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Thilagam anna,

How are you? Could not visit this place for a couple of days.

Here's another one for the road on smart women:

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, 'So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.'

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!' The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine, celebrate our good fortune and see where the evening leads.'

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police.'

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever,. Don't mess with them...
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  14 May 2007 11:42:01 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Penn, GG,

First priority for woman's body language.


if you don't master that, u'll be sleeping in the dog house :)))


Thanks a lot, now you guys tell me! Why didn't you wait till I am 90?

To hell with the language, If a woman has a certain type of body, she talks to me physically, spiritually, and intellectually. The trouble is all those women want to run off with my pal Bongs. Think I better stop there, lest I'll be accused of corrupting Thilagam Anna.

Come to think of it. I know perfectly nice individuals, when put together bring out the worst in each other to the extent of committing murder. A little like ole' Charlie and Di.

Thilagam Anna,

Thanks for all the jokes. I used to save them and send off to people, little knowing that I was sending them back to the people who sent me those in the first place. So now I have left it to the experts.

As a first step towards that multinational harem, I have bought this translator that can translate into many different languages. I was trying that on you before I try it on the gals. Gotta speak Arabic with Bongs, Swahili with Penn and Oxford with ML to horn my skills. GG speaks a language of her own, a bit of English Bulldog and American Pitt Bull.
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