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Bonggo
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 21 Apr 2007 09:50:45 GMT Report for Abuse
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Piyal,
'Gupthage' Wehi kabaayawal iwara wunaama thawa pettiyak kaden gannawa,...
Add a new word to gupta - Phalanx!
radaw,
mama Bonggota dekak dennam
Epa machang, kalin eka paarak dunna ethi !! |
ananda95
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 21 Apr 2007 10:07:12 GMT Report for Abuse
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| GG, mix Baileys with Brandy, highly recommended!! |
Piyal
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 21 Apr 2007 15:14:42 GMT Report for Abuse
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Thilagam Anna,
Your questions were on Blonds and here is my answers, I hope I am right, otherwise please correct me.
1) What did the left feet of a blond tell the other one?
Answer: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money
2) Why do the caskets of blonds are made in triangle?
Answer: Because when you lay them down their legs open
Spot on....... You master(bat)ed the blondology.......
You are the MAAAAAnnnn..(Or I would say the master(bater) of Blondology....
Here is another blond joke...
A blond got into an air plane and she was mistakenly seated in the Business class....
After realizing it was a mistake, an air hostess approached her and asked her to be seated in the economy class: she refused, and yelled at the air hostess that she was first seated here and not going to go back....
Later all the crew came ant tried to convince her to go to the economy class but couldn't
Finally the pilot came and ask what's the deal, and the blond explained what happened,....
She said, that she is traveling from Boston to San Francisco and the air hostess seated her in the business class, and she is not going back to the economy class,.. etc..
The pilot came to her and told something on her ear, and just as that she jumped from the seat and went back to the economy class....
Later in the day the crew asked the pilot what did he say to the blond....
He said, to the blond.
' The business class goes only to LA, not to SF'
Then the crew asked why did you tell that to her,...
And he said,...
My wife is a blond too......
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21 Apr 2007 15:52:22 GMT Report for Abuse
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Thilagam
Pardon me for leaving you hanging..I had a bad reaction to the 'iRish NUN' think i put too much bailey's...a bit dilusional right now..anyway here's the song...
Show me how funky!
Is your chicken now
(can you do it, can you do it, can you do it)
Let me see you get away, get away
when the band start kickin' now
Oh, if you can do the funky chicken better than i can
I don't mind givin to the baddest man (to the baddest man)
Ooh, but i said I (Isaid) like competition(like competition)
yeah! yeah!!yeah! cause a lil' competition now keeps me condition now
oh oh oh so you better come on (come on) come on
so get yourself in the groove and get ready to move, come on!
more to come!!
gg |
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21 Apr 2007 16:42:57 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hola JRJ!!
because back in my office there are some middle-aged women and when they hear sax they get animated for some reason.
Middle aged men talking about 'adolecent' sax can make lil' girls go ewwwwwww.........:))))
I feel like playing this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_qyyvWsFko
gg
Edited By - groovygirl - 21 Apr 2007 18:19:31 GMT |
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21 Apr 2007 17:04:36 GMT Report for Abuse
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Has anyone heard this one from blackeye pea!!
They say I?m really sexy. Them boys, they wanna sex me,
They always standing next to me, always dancing next to me.
Trying to feel my hump, hump, looking at my lump, lump,
You can look but you can?t touch it, if you touch it
I?mma start some drama, you don?t want no drama.
Nono drama, nononono drama.
So don?t pull on my hand boy, you ain?t my man boy
I?m just trying to dance boy, and move my hump, my hump,..
gg
Edited By - groovygirl - 21 Apr 2007 17:24:55 GMT |
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 22 Apr 2007 13:16:49 GMT Report for Abuse
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Alagam Thinna,
Hello Groovy Girl
Enjoy it
Pardon me for leaving you HANGING!
hehehehee....funny funny!!
What did exactly you leave hanging..for GG to 'enjoy' :):):):) |
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22 Apr 2007 16:01:39 GMT Report for Abuse
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Thilagam anna,
Here is something about an overweight Blonde,
Yes, I have mastered the blondology,..... Ask me anything about blonds from head to toe..........
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds.'
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor says. 'Did you follow my instructions?'
The blonde nods. 'I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.' 'From hunger, you mean?' said the doctor.
'No, from skipping,' replied the blonde.
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groovygirl
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22 Apr 2007 18:28:36 GMT Report for Abuse
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[I did leave My Guptas twin Malwana Rambutan brothers
( those two both sides of Guptas ] for GG to enjoy, it is in very good working condition, and still going strong you know.]
Damn..., they looked like... 'prunes',,, all make sense why you sang like squeek steele on the honky tonk @ antique show..:))
thilagam..hope you like my new song..:))))))
I heard that you were talkin s...t
and you didn't think that i wud here it
people hear you talkin like that, gettin everbyody fired up
so i am ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
gonna get a tocuhdown, gonna take you out
that's right, put your pom-poms down, gettin everybody fired up
a fewtime i ve been around that track
so it's not just gonna happen like that
cause i ain't no hollaback girl
i ain't no holla back girl
which button do you press for delusional!!
gg
Edited By - groovygirl - 22 Apr 2007 18:42:54 GMT |
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22 Apr 2007 18:31:04 GMT Report for Abuse
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Thilagam anna,
That blonde was brilliantly stupid, I even didn't think about changing the zip codes, may be too much 'association' with blondes.
Here is another one,...
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says 'oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?'
The blonde replies 'Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex.'
The man responds 'Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?'
The blonde sighs and shakes her head 'Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??' |
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