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Bonggo
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 7 Jun 2006 19:28:54 GMT Report for Abuse
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Guru, criticism refines a man. We shoul love those who crticise us so we can change in private.
It is the Royalists who do not bother about criticisms, they just carry on regardless. Whereas the rest of us mere mortals take note.
radaw's allegations really enlivened us and kept it going. Wonde what the future king has up his sleeves. Perhaps he is on the mobile with radaw.
Shall we bless prince with a title? If so what? I have a couple too.
If Captain Cool does not bring gals its ok as long as she frequents us! |
magha
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 8 Jun 2006 03:25:58 GMT Report for Abuse
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So, you know who you are, huh?
-How do you know that,
-You are Sinhalese?
-You don't think very far,
-You love Kavun,
-You squeal on your friends for promotions, You get very thirsty everyday
After work, There's no such thing as a free lunch for you, You have a great
Temper, You don't shave your armpits, You love to swear using other peoples
Mums interlinked with Intercourse.
You are Tamil?
You don't go for movies, but you'd rather see it on the showroom window TV
You buy two Murungas and think you are eating well, You have hair on your
Ears, You love to do things secretly, You always answer a question with
Another question, Your women wear rings on their noses, and jasmines in
Their hair You must live in a hostel at Wellawatte.
You are Moor?
Your waistline is equal to or more than your hips, You must have a relative
Named Marikar, Even though you are married only once you still have three
More on your mind, You love to eat in groups of six, You believe,
Sincerely, that the difference between Selling Price & Cost Price must
Always be more than three times the Cost price, Your neighbours wife is
Always attractive, Your in-laws are not your best friends, You are a firm
Believer that there is more than one way to skin a cat.
You are Burgher?
You look great on the outside and always ready to party, You live in a
Small cottage like house that's neat and tidily kept, You like wine, women
, song and boys too, Your hair is greasy all the time, Your pants stick to
Your body like a leech, If you were allowed to take a guitar to school you
Would, Your gals have great legs and never learned to say NO.
-You are Chetty?
Money is the root of all happiness,
You have a knack to give away money and make more of it in the process,
-You start your day with Gal, You eat lunch with Gal, You end your day with
Gal, You must live in Kotahena, You never miss a Novena, Your family name
Must end with Pulle. |
radaw
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 8 Jun 2006 03:55:06 GMT Report for Abuse
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Ashram trustee was attacked in a brawl.
Reports are emerging of an assault taken palace in St. Himalaya Ashram. AN Ashram trustee, radaw was hospitalised. According to another trustee who was with the radaw at the time, the manhandler of the Ashram 'LULA' had entered the living quarters of radaw and brutally attacked him with a pole and a cycle chain. More seriously, it is alleged that Lula has threatened to assault the villagers when they try to intervene.
Six foot ten inch former body builder Lula is well known for his criminal activities, yet police are unable to take any action against this wealthy and well connected thug.
Radaw, who was wrongly admitted to the mental patients ward blamed the awful conditions and accused the patient next to him 'NALEEN' for stealing his food. He said he does not trust western doctors like 'MAGHA' and once the 'ticket is cut', he is seeing fellow trustee 'DR AKAI' for ayurvedic treatment.
When question about the new Spa bath built using Ashram funds, radaw replied with stream of foul-mouthed cursing and blamed dishonest people for misleading innocent Lula. Further he said Mahaguru (Big Guru) his holiness 'TAMILCANKUN' has visited the hospital and promised to take action against perpetrators.
Further he thanked fellow trustees 'MIMSIE, SHANI, RUWANI, PRINCE, BONNGO' etc. for looking after him by bringing in bath packets, king coconuts, bananas etc.
Edited By - radaw - 8 Jun 2006 04:05:31 GMT |
Bonggo
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8 Jun 2006 05:18:01 GMT Report for Abuse
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Kanakapullai: How are you feeling now? Since your admission the SPA work has come to a complete halt.
Manhandler said that he mistook you for his brother in law. The Ashram massuer is on his way to give you a 'sambahana.'
Oh Shanthi Shanthi |
DrAkai
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 8 Jun 2006 12:17:18 GMT Report for Abuse
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The patient RADAW is well looked after by providing ayurvedic treatments which included herbal medicines of equality and justice in one strong ointment and is ready to bounce back and hit out the thugs who caused him so much distress.
Mind you these people are bit like Diehard with vengeance never to write off easily so the perpetrators are strongly WARNED! Return of the Batman! |
Ruwani
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 8 Jun 2006 13:25:49 GMT Report for Abuse
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Shanika akki,
When he starts calling your sister a sinhala modaya, your father a thug and your mother a housemaid, ethakota api gaawata ehema andaagena duwagena enna epaa hondhe.
---Sri Lanka - Love it or Leave it----
Edited By - Ruwani - 8 Jun 2006 14:01:18 GMT |
Bonggo
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8 Jun 2006 13:41:05 GMT Report for Abuse
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The Guru hs declared that hereinafter there shall be no more allegations agaisnt Ashram mambers. Thus no more talk about the Ashram cricket team involved in a night club brawl etc.
So no one should mention Bonggo hit mimsie with his hand bag. Certainly no talk about Mimsie was in the ICU after the brawl and the handbag was auctioned.
It is strictly prohibited to say for example, ruwani's allegation that Lula was a pimp. This type of allegation will do no good. Guru has put a stop to it.
Name calling too is not allowed. So Lula cannot call Ruwani Vatti Amma. No one can insult Ruwani syaing that she is from Vanatamulla.
Furthermore infighting between members should not be highlighted. It is not allowed to leak information to the media saying that Lula attacked radaw because of some misunderstanding and radaw is building a spa to attract female members to the ashram.
Also it is not allowed for example to accuse Bonggo is having connection with the underworld as accused by the Prince. Spreading rumours such as Bonggo is an underworld character is certainly out of question according guru's latest guidelines.
So in futue Lula cannot call Ruwani vatti amma. It will be If Lula calls Ruwani vatti amma that will be vehemently opposed. On the other hand if Ruwani calls Lula a pimp she will be barred from entering the Ashram for two weeks. If Pince says that Bonggo has underworld connections he will be tried at the militry court.
This is the final piece of advice from the Guru. Hereafter certainly Lula cannot call Ruwani a vatti amma and ohh stop it, please ...
Edited By - Bonggo - 8 Jun 2006 14:39:23 GMT |
Kamani
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8 Jun 2006 13:51:17 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bonggo aiya,
Why you guys don't have nice words to your fellow sisters than Vatti amma? |
Bonggo
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8 Jun 2006 14:11:07 GMT Report for Abuse
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Kamani nago, I never said that. You misunderstood me. All I said was such actions by members will NOT be tolerated and gave some examples.
Guru has put a stop to those things.
Edited By - Bonggo - 8 Jun 2006 14:41:16 GMT |
tamilcanuck
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8 Jun 2006 14:48:05 GMT Report for Abuse
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Shisya,
yes we need to do some clean up. if Dr's medication doesnt work lets settle things with a bit a money. who is in charge of the treasury. please make sure they sign a NON disclosure form when they receive the loot. (since this is a global ashramam please ask them what currency they want it in. not everyone like the rupia! ) also include your cut and I'll take whatever you throw my way no questions asked!
panam endral pinamum vai thirakkum
roughly translated
even a corpse will open its mouth when money is shown! |
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