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hellogoodbye
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 3 Apr 2007 12:38:40 GMT Report for Abuse
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What is going on people??
HGB,
Can't you wait till we get to summer. As I mentioned on one of my previous posts all action will start only after the 'nip & tuk' procedure, TC, bares witness to my confession.
Hey Pluto,
What's this 'nip & tuck' business? You are just fine as you are. This is what happens when you deal exclusively with Bonggo. As a claimant to the ole' Bevis mystique, he can be a discerning Don Juan. Poor sods like the Guru and I, who swing a few inches between the two of us, cant afford to be choosers. If a woman breathes then she is our type.
Ole' Bevis' reputation does no favours to 'average' men, poor Thilagam Anna is now reduced to hiding behind trees and jumping at passers-by.
Edited By - hellogoodbye - 3 Apr 2007 12:46:03 GM |
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 3 Apr 2007 14:59:10 GMT Report for Abuse
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HGB
This is what happens when you deal exclusively with Bonggo
It was from your own making. You tempted her and vanished, so what the poor soul could do, apart from going for the next best.
Ha ha if Thilagam anna is jumping at people at leat I can sight him but he is not to be seen :(( |
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5 Apr 2007 11:51:09 GMT Report for Abuse
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Great match yesterday!
For all you cricket nuts, here's one that used to do the round some time ago.
In a Jamaican bar James Bond runs into Chaminda Vass and says, I am Bond, James Bond. Chaminda replies, I am Vass, Warnakulasooriya Patabendige Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas.
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5 Apr 2007 13:27:15 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hi HGB,
Nice one.
My name is Go, Bong Go :))
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HGB,
Here is a similar one I received today:
On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy.
Telugu Guy: 'Hello, May I know your name please?'
James Bond: 'My name is Bond'
Continuing in his inimitable style, '......James Bond.'
Then Bond asks: 'And you?'
Telugu Guy: ' My name is Subramanian...
Siva Subramanian...
Samba Siva Subramanian...
Venkata Samba Siva Subramanian...
Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Subramanian...
Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Subramanian...
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Subramanian...
Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Subramanian...'
Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says 'James Bond' |
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Ref 'unaware' of five-ball over
Match officials failed to notice they allowed Sri Lanka to bowl a five-ball over during their dramatic two-run win over England, according to reports in the British media.
England needed three runs off the final ball to win the match but Dilhara Fernando bowled Ravi Bopara at the second attempted - after failing to let go of the ball the first time - winning the mach by just two runs.
But the Daily Mail has reported that Sri Lanka only bowled five balls in the 26th over which saw Ian Bell run when Sanath Jayasuriya flicked a Kevin Pietersen drive on to the stumps.
The decision to give Bell out took several minutes and replays as match officials looked to see whether Bell's bat had bounced up after touching home just before the bails came off.
While television commentators picked up on the five-ball over, the umpires - who are issued with 'clickers' to count the ball in each over - seemed to be distracted by the protracted decision over Bell and called time on the over.
Match referee Jeff Crowe was also unaware of the extra ball that could have proved vital for England who are now facing a must win game against Australia to avoid crashing out of the tournament.
'I did not know about that,' Crowe told the Daily Mail.
'I have asked umpire Rudi Koertzen and he is not aware of it either. Usually in these circumstances the TV people tell us about it as they have their own scorers but that may not have happened.'
Tension also grew when Fernando pulled out of his final delivery to Bopara which Mahela Jayawardene has since revealed was a deliberate instruction.
'I had seen Bopara going too far down the wicket earlier in the over so I told the bowler not to deliver the ball and give him a warning,' the Sri Lankan skipper admitted.
'There was no gamesmanship or anything like that, it was just to make sure that he did not get an unfair advanatage.'
England were left fuming by the ball which they consider disrupted Bopara's concentration and led to the 21-year-old's dismissal on the final ball.
England face Australia on Sunday with a win vital if they wish to progress to the semi finals of the tournament
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 6 Apr 2007 18:06:25 GMT Report for Abuse
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While television commentators picked up on the five-ball over, the umpires - who are issued with 'clickers' to count the ball in each over - seemed to be distracted by the protracted decision over Bell and called time on the over
are you kidding??? |
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For Bonggo, Penn, and other literary-minded gangbangers and spankers,
In his exquisitely written novel Anil's Ghost, set in an earlier phase of the conflict, Sri Lankan-born Michael Ondaatje describes the unnatural horrors that grip this tropical South Asian island of 21 million people. In Sri Lanka, Ondaatje writes, 'the reason for war was war.'
http://tinyurl.com/2etv53 |
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7 Apr 2007 13:51:37 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hey, Hey,..
People do mistakes, it's our duty to punish/excuse them...
What's going on peops..? Looks like R-T thread is dying... keep it up, probably we might be able to set up a world record here,.. who knows ? |
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